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2004-02-16

AQ Khan suffers heart attack, condition critical

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Posted by Paul Moloney 2004-02-16 12:30:42 AM|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Dear Abdul-
Just wanted to drop you a quick line to tell you how sorry the Mrs and I were to hear of your unitmely death tomorrow.

Signed,
Perv"

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-2-16 12:47:15 AM|| 2004-2-16 12:47:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Under normal circumstances, heart attacks aren't contagious...
A man I know went to the hospital complaining of chest pains and a nurse began taking his medical history. When she got to the question: "Have you ever had stomach ulcers", he answered "no". Then quickly added: "but you can put me down as a carrier."
Doesn't sound too good for Khan (or his wife) does it?

Posted by GK 2004-2-16 12:51:00 AM|| 2004-2-16 12:51:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Two slices... Butter? Or butter and jelly?

Posted by Fred 2004-2-16 12:56:28 AM|| 2004-2-16 12:56:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Contagious heart attacks--funny how that works when you've become an Enemy of the State.
I don't suppose Bill or Hillary Clinton or Craig Livingstone were spotted in Pakistan per chance?

Posted by Jennie Taliaferro 2004-2-16 1:46:14 AM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2004-2-16 1:46:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 ???

Posted by B 2004-2-16 5:32:39 AM|| 2004-2-16 5:32:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I thought he'd go in a helicopter crash...

That's a very inefficient way to do someone in. It requires expending a very expensive helicopter, not to mention a highly-trained pilot.

Posted by Mike 2004-2-16 6:26:03 AM|| 2004-2-16 6:26:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Nuclear scientist 'in good health'
Pakistan has denied press reports that disgraced nuclear scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan has had a heart attack. A military spokesman said doctors had examined Dr Khan over the weekend but added it had been a routine check-up. Earlier, a report in the prestigious Pakistani newspaper Dawn had described Dr Khan's condition as critical.
According to the Dawn newspaper, a medical team with cardiac machines had been sent to Dr Khan's residence - where he is under detention - after he suffered a heart attack over the weekend. The report described Dr Khan's condition as critical, but the military spokesman said it was not true.

Posted by Paul Moloney 2004-2-16 7:20:06 AM|| 2004-2-16 7:20:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Sounds like they're giving the good Doctor a preview of how things could be.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-16 7:25:26 AM|| 2004-2-16 7:25:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Or lyng through their teeth.

Posted by Anonymous 2004-2-16 8:21:35 AM|| 2004-2-16 8:21:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Oh! Oh! It's the big one Elizabeth! I'm coming Elizabeth!

Posted by tu3031 2004-2-16 10:23:36 AM|| 2004-2-16 10:23:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 " I don't want you up here when I'm with my new man. Say hello honey. "
" KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN! "

Posted by Charles 2004-2-16 3:57:44 PM|| 2004-2-16 3:57:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Heh heh heh

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. I wonder if it's a heart attack of the 'hole in the head' variety, or some anonymous Nasty Boysâ¢ dosed him with some creative chemicals.

Figures his wife would be a euro, wouldn't it?

Posted by 4thInfVet 2004-2-16 4:26:07 PM|| 2004-2-16 4:26:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Just a dry run...

Posted by .com 2004-2-16 8:42:53 PM|| 2004-2-16 8:42:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 "Don't cry for me Pakistanis...the truth is I always duped you...used Soddy money...bought Chinese blueprints...sold them to Libya...and then went shopping, such lovely shopping.

"Don't cry for me O Peshawar...I'm in my hotel in Mali...such lovely sunsets, and dancing women...with figs and honey...I'll send a postcard...."

Posted by Seafarious 2004-2-16 10:01:38 PM|| 2004-2-16 10:01:38 PM|| Front Page Top

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