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2009-12-31 Home Front: Culture Wars
Mystery Solved: Elin Used A Nine Iron
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Posted by Grunter 2009-12-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 I take it she is a lefty.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-12-31 00:10||   2009-12-31 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Ha! Story was just like I called it. Right up to the point where Erin didn't get arrested for assault, whereas Tiger would have (and promptly been defended by Jessie and Al for daring to strike a white woman).
Posted by gromky 2009-12-31 00:32||   2009-12-31 00:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Tiger and a baby seal: Both clubbed by scandinavians...
Posted by M. Murcek 2009-12-31 01:00||   2009-12-31 01:00|| Front Page Top

#4 I'll pass on the whores, nine iron, and clubbing Elin. A stack of Swedes lightly dusted with powdered sugar and lingenberries would be delightful.
Posted by Besoeker 2009-12-31 01:52||   2009-12-31 01:52|| Front Page Top

#5 This is just par for the course.
Posted by Mike 2009-12-31 06:05||   2009-12-31 06:05|| Front Page Top

#6 Did she take advice from a professional caddy about the best club to use?
Posted by JFM  2009-12-31 07:11||   2009-12-31 07:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Y'know, I think most of us would have tried to find a way to be _happy_ with a blonde swedish model-type for a wife and 700 million in the bank. Or at least I would have.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-12-31 08:47||   2009-12-31 08:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Y'know, I think most of us would have tried to find a way to be _happy_ with a blonde swedish model-type for a wife and 700 million in the bank. Or at least I would have.



Since my wife is, to me, far more beautiful than any swedish model-type let's split it. You can have the blonde and I will take the 700 millions.
Posted by JFM  2009-12-31 08:55||   2009-12-31 08:55|| Front Page Top

#9 If he didn't like scandis he shouldn't have married one. He did. Given that situation, I think most of us would have tried to "make do" instead of thinking, "gee, y'know, that cocktail waitress/ihop waitress/'hostess' is looking pretty good..."
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-12-31 09:21||   2009-12-31 09:21|| Front Page Top

#10 Why isn't she in jail?
Posted by Parabellum 2009-12-31 10:13|| http://sidemeat.wordpress.com/  2009-12-31 10:13|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe she should be, but this article is just third hand rumor. A friend of a friend who knows somebody who ... type of thing.

That said if Mr. Lotp were whoring around and went so far as to text a mistress from the family sofa on Thanksgiving, I would't use violence, except perhaps in slamming the door on my way out.
Posted by lotp 2009-12-31 10:51||   2009-12-31 10:51|| Front Page Top

#12 Something about Swedish women
Posted by badanov 2009-12-31 11:16|| http://www.freefirezone.org  2009-12-31 11:16|| Front Page Top

#13 Watch out for those valkyries (cue music: dum-da-da-DAAA-da...)

Anna Anka, wife of entertainer Paul Anka, has been arrested on charges of domestic battery after hitting her husband in the head with a piece of ice.

After returning from the hospital where he received two staples for the head wound, Anka found Anna missing and contacted authorities.

When Anna returned home, police arrested her for domestic battery, however, the Ventura County D.A.s office declined to prosecute the case.
Posted by lex 2009-12-31 11:47||   2009-12-31 11:47|| Front Page Top

#14 Elin is a "19." A "10" with a 9 iron.
Posted by Sgt. D.T. 2009-12-31 14:49||   2009-12-31 14:49|| Front Page Top

#15 Not nearly as fun (i.e. juicy) but according to this Tiger's only visible injury was a fat lip.

Maybe she went easy on him ;-)
Posted by lotp 2009-12-31 15:05||   2009-12-31 15:05|| Front Page Top

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