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2021-12-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

11-year-old 'prolific carjacker' arrested in Chicago

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Posted by Fred 2021-12-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 De-civilization continues apace.
Lord o' De Flies.

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2021-12-01 00:57|| 2021-12-01 00:57|| Front Page Top

#2 The "Prolific Carjacker" started on his journey into crime when he was very young...

Remember The 2-year-old Chain-smoker?

Posted by Harry Ebbalet5539 2021-12-01 11:53|| 2021-12-01 11:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Whack him. No rehabilitation possible

Posted by Frank G 2021-12-01 12:12|| 2021-12-01 12:12|| Front Page Top

#4 You Honor, my client the 'prolific carjacker', is remorseful, he begs the Court's mercy, he had a terrible upbringing, and the court appointed psychiatrists and social workers indicate he is stuck in "The Terrible Twos Too" ✌

We introduce evidence of his terrible upbringing
His Uncle's Bad Influence
That of His Best Freind
His Girl Friend, with her very strange pet....

Posted by Harry Ebbalet5539 2021-12-01 12:22|| 2021-12-01 12:22|| Front Page Top

#5 Slam his hand in the door of every car he jacked.

Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-01 15:19|| 2021-12-01 15:19|| Front Page Top

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