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2019-12-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Policewoman's marriage proposal traps wanted dacoit in India

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Posted by John Frum 2019-12-01 06:23|| || Front Page|| [12 views ] Top

#1 A lovesick dacoit. A band of outlaws terrorising villagers. A beautiful policewoman. Countrymade pistol. A clandestine date. The police swooping in. Damn. Needs to be part of a Bollywood movie.

Posted by John Frum 2019-12-01 06:34|| 2019-12-01 06:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Loved the ending line.

"Radha aa gayi."
(Radha is here) Radha being the name the SI used for her fake profile.

'The End' needs to pop up right there when the dacoit's mouth forms an 'O'. That sasquatch Salloo Khan for the dacoit role.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-01 08:15|| 2019-12-01 08:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Well played; should be future recruit of the RAB

Posted by Vespasian Graimble1740 2019-12-01 08:20|| 2019-12-01 08:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Needs to be part of a Bollywood movie

No way. In a proper Bollywood movie love trumps all!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-12-01 11:21|| 2019-12-01 11:21|| Front Page Top

#5 ^ Probably. These films mostly made for the least conscionable people, I can imagine an end like this.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-01 11:35|| 2019-12-01 11:35|| Front Page Top

#6 Yea! Exactly!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-12-01 11:37|| 2019-12-01 11:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Grom, incidentally Rafael presented this performance back in 2009 at a defense partnership meet. Poor boys thought it would appeal like hell to the Indians because we seem obsessed with this shit all the time. Many Indian 'big-wigs' were absolutely lividafterward but right then, there was faint clapping. I learned later that their peeve was not the thing itself. No, they were only pissed that it was implied the guy was Israel, and the dancing girl India. Watch, and enjoy.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-01 12:02|| 2019-12-01 12:02|| Front Page Top

#8 Our Trudeau moment. 😢

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-12-01 12:16|| 2019-12-01 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 But how to work in the obligatory Swiss mountaintop dance number? The plot thickens..

Posted by Lex 2019-12-01 12:24|| 2019-12-01 12:24|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Goober Tingle7365 2019-12-01 20:05|| 2019-12-01 20:05|| Front Page Top

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