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2006-12-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-01 09:19|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why the hell can't these people just get a cat or something? When was the last time a cat tried to strangle your arm?

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-12-01 10:11|| 2006-12-01 10:11|| Front Page Top

#2 I've got scars from cat scratches on my arm, Jonathan. Nasty things, I won't have them in the house.

Posted by Carl in N.H.">Carl in N.H. 2006-12-01 10:27|| 2006-12-01 10:27|| Front Page Top

#3 (the cats, I mean, not my arms)

Posted by Carl in N.H.">Carl in N.H. 2006-12-01 10:27|| 2006-12-01 10:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Two thoughts:

1) PETA will be really pissed about this.

2) Those Wild Kingdomish doco's to the Amazon Basin and such will now be packin' Tasers, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-12-01 12:03|| 2006-12-01 12:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Marlin:We've got him!
Jim: Aiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by Marlin 2006-12-01 15:15|| 2006-12-01 15:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Rantburg tip of the day, "how do you disenage a large reptile that refuses to let go?" Simple you use a small quanity of "old rot gut snake bite remedy" sprayed in the mouth will make the errant reptile let go pronto.
I have broken up many a food fight with this method. Once again alcohol is the solution to life's problems.
When people ask me about snakes I just say snakes don't get fleas.

Posted by bruce 2006-12-01 18:48|| 2006-12-01 18:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Wouldn't be the 1st time a snake got out of his cage and strangled a child.

Posted by anonymous2u 2006-12-01 18:52|| 2006-12-01 18:52|| Front Page Top

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