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2005-12-21 Fifth Column

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Posted by whitecollar redneck 2005-12-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11124 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The man caused the death of a CIA agent.

He deserves nothing but contempt.

Posted by badanov 2005-12-21 00:53|| http://www.freefirezone.org/firststrike.html]">[http://www.freefirezone.org/firststrike.html] 2005-12-21 00:53|| Front Page Top

#2 He should ask for candy-flavored sunshine, too. And puppies. And a night with Lindsay Lohan. Hey, why not?

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2005-12-21 01:17|| 2005-12-21 01:17|| Front Page Top

#3 We will consider Lindh's request seriously if a pdf of the original first-person account to the DOJ is leaked in the NYT. AFTER THAT HAS BEEN DONE, THEN THE BETTY~~DAVIS~~CROCKERCRATSâ¢ WILL HAVE THEIR SAY, WHICH WILL TAKE US TO NOVEMBER 2008, ERGO, IPSO FACTO PRESIDENT BILLARY WILL PASS JUDGEMENT AND THE WORLD SOCIALISTIST/MARXIST AXIS WILL RAISE HIM TO THE LEVEL OF PLUTOCRAT/IMAM WITHOUT PORTFOLIO.
[/JM Channeling...Ima pooped!]

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-21 02:38|| 2005-12-21 02:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Lol, AP! Hard work, is it?

It appears you need a matrix of nouns and adjectives to mix 'n match randomly, dosed liberally with incomprehensible acronymified verbs and adverbs, propositioned with prurient prepositions, then laced with mystical magical icons, and lanced with deliciously dangling deelybobs...

;-)

Posted by .com 2005-12-21 04:33|| 2005-12-21 04:33|| Front Page Top

#5 What .com said(I think).

Posted by raptor 2005-12-21 06:14|| 2005-12-21 06:14|| Front Page Top

#6 Yeah, .com and more. I feel like I gave birth to a subangular tumor.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-21 08:43|| 2005-12-21 08:43|| Front Page Top

#7 I'll do it.
JOE/AP: 2008

Posted by tu3031 2005-12-21 09:22|| 2005-12-21 09:22|| Front Page Top

#8 JOE/AP 2008

Posted by Buckminster Spemble1220 2005-12-21 09:23|| 2005-12-21 09:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Damn! GMTA for sure!

Posted by Buckminster Spemble1220 2005-12-21 09:23|| 2005-12-21 09:23|| Front Page Top

#10 One second. Timing is everything, Buck.

Posted by tu3031 2005-12-21 09:25|| 2005-12-21 09:25|| Front Page Top

#11 "As passions have cooled, it became clearer to people that John was a young man ... who was in the wrong place at the wrong time," said Lindh's attorney, James Brosnahan of San Francisco. "Hopefully, this president or some future president will reduce his sentence."

Ah, yes. Misguided youth.
Too bad there wasn't a stray round available at "the wrong place and the wrong time".

Posted by tu3031 2005-12-21 09:28|| 2005-12-21 09:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Too bad the whole lot of Taliban and wannabe foreign Talaban weren't all taken out when they were surrounded at Konduz. Good people like Mike Spann would still be alive today.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-21 09:38|| 2005-12-21 09:38|| Front Page Top

#13 As misguided as he might have been, he picked up arms and fought against the United States of America. That makes him a traitor plain and simple, he's also lucky we take prisoners, unlike the Taliban who executed American soldiers captured. Fuck him, may he rot in prison and be the joy of every prison rapist.

Posted by 49 pan">49 pan 2005-12-21 10:11|| 2005-12-21 10:11|| Front Page Top

#14 My loving wife thinks we should give him clemency, strip him of his citizenship and send him back to Afghanistan. He loves it there so much, and it would save us thousands. Besides, the agencies have long memories.

Posted by 49 pan">49 pan 2005-12-21 10:14|| 2005-12-21 10:14|| Front Page Top

#15 Nah, give him a new roomie....Jonathan Jay Pollard.

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-12-21 10:22|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-12-21 10:22|| Front Page Top

#16 American-born Taliban soldier John Walker Lindh has asked President Bush again to reduce his 20-year prison sentence by an unspecified amount, Lindh's attorney said Tuesday.

He's lucky he hasn't been scalped.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-12-21 10:35|| 2005-12-21 10:35|| Front Page Top

#17 I'm all for releasing him, reconciliation amnesty et al. But first...we all know much Taliban Johnny likes military type stuff, weapons, grenades and the like. I suspect what he really needs to learn is the manly art and skill of military parachuting. I'll be happy to take care of the chute packing and jumpmaster duties. We can invite the BBC, CNN, CBS, his proud parents, friends and relatives, all of them, and celebrate his release with a huge blowout on the DZ.

Posted by Besoeker 2005-12-21 10:36|| 2005-12-21 10:36|| Front Page Top

#18 Yes, absolutely. Please let him out. So we can have him. Please.

Posted by BH 2005-12-21 10:40|| 2005-12-21 10:40|| Front Page Top

#19 I'll be happy to take care of the chute packing

Streamer the main and put a couple of pounds of C-4 in the reserve chute connected to a altimeter set for 500 feet.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-12-21 10:53|| 2005-12-21 10:53|| Front Page Top

#20 Streamer the main

Sorry Steve, what main? That's a 18 pound honey glazed ham for the DZ party.

Posted by Besoeker 2005-12-21 11:40|| 2005-12-21 11:40|| Front Page Top

#21 I'll be happy to take care of the chute packing.

Heh...Heh...he said chute packin'.

Posted by Bevis 2005-12-21 11:41|| 2005-12-21 11:41|| Front Page Top

#22 You guys got it all wrong, give him a good parachute, and drop him off in the deepest darkest part of Africa you can find, complete with a sharp knife, a week's supply of food and a set of skivvies.
You'll never hear from him again.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-12-21 14:23|| 2005-12-21 14:23|| Front Page Top

#23 He should ask for candy-flavored sunshine, too. And puppies. And a night with Lindsay Lohan. Hey, why not?

My vote would be for a night with Cindy Sheehan!

Posted by Intrinsicpilot 2005-12-21 15:22|| 2005-12-21 15:22|| Front Page Top

#24 My vote is for putting this microencephalic turd in solitary confinement so no one ever has to listen to his whingeing again.

You want a little cheese to go with that whine, Johnny baby?

Posted by Zenster 2005-12-21 18:06|| 2005-12-21 18:06|| Front Page Top

#25 I think every time he asks for a lighter sentence, we tack on an additional month or two. Doing that to him (and to all other Islamonazis) would relieve some of the pressure on the legal community.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2005-12-21 18:44|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2005-12-21 18:44|| Front Page Top

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