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2004-12-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2004-12-18 12:30:53 AM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROFL! Sniff...

Ah, humans. There's a branch of physics with some of the same aspects as the nuclear variety. It's called weenie physics. The most dangerous thing you can do, much like fissionable materials, is to get too many weenies too close together. Yes, you got it: critical mass is reached. The devastation can be catastrophic with laws and rules and general hysteria the fallout. Not a pretty sight. San Antone. Sigh. Once, I knew her well - and she was a swell old gal with a vibrant nightlife. And now, well, the weenies went critical and now she's toast. Heavy sigh.

Posted by .com 2004-12-18 1:59:51 AM|| 2004-12-18 1:59:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I've heard that strippers make most of there money off the table dances. Figure $20 a dance and 2-3 an hour and we are talking some serious money. This wont last long .com. Like the pasties of the early eighties, this measure will be peeled off by the next councilin four years.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2004-12-18 2:35:55 AM|| 2004-12-18 2:35:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 That's my city! Funniest local politics of any place I've ever lived! High moral purpose, low conniving skullduggery, hilarious slapstick and more twists and turns than an eel with the fits. The political narrative of this town is like some mad concoction worked up by a committee of Miguel de Cervantes, Jacqueline Susann and the Keystone Cops. When I ever move away, I'll keep a subscription to the paper, just to keep up on all this.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-12-18 9:15:14 AM|| [http://www.sgtstryker.com] 2004-12-18 9:15:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 put it on their forehead - nobody looks there

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-18 9:33:07 AM|| 2004-12-18 9:33:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Around the neck in the vein of what the french call a "butterfly knot" (normally worn with a smoking).

Posted by JFM 2004-12-18 11:41:11 AM|| 2004-12-18 11:41:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I spot a problem: if they are wearing the license thn they are no longer naked so they don't need it, but if they remove it then they are naked adain and they need it.

Posted by JFM 2004-12-18 11:42:52 AM|| 2004-12-18 11:42:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 JFM> In English it's called a bowtie, I think. In Greek we call it a "papillon". :-)

Posted by Aris Katsaris 2004-12-18 12:03:59 PM|| 2004-12-18 12:03:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Somehow, I suspect removal and display of the license will become part of the act.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-12-18 12:33:42 PM|| 2004-12-18 12:33:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Might I suggest something along the lines of a leather collar? Admittedly kinky, but still...

Posted by N guard 2004-12-18 12:38:00 PM|| 2004-12-18 12:38:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I'd be willing to bet that some of those City Councilmen who voted for this wouldn't need to see a permit to know some of these babes names.

Posted by tu3031 2004-12-18 12:50:16 PM|| 2004-12-18 12:50:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Can we PLEEEEEASE make this photo a weekend-only photo, please? I would die if I couldn't visit Rantburg from work.

Posted by BH 2004-12-18 6:54:48 PM|| 2004-12-18 6:54:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 looks like Maria Callas

Posted by Frank G 2004-12-18 7:01:16 PM|| 2004-12-18 7:01:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Hmmm, so the Guardian's reverting to Silly American Puritans 'n' Fatsos 'n' Weirdos stories again?

Good news. I take that as a sign that they and the Euro-left are reconciling themselves to Bush's triumph, Sharon's power, Kofi's disgrace. And soon to the Iraqi elections. Almost feels like the days before 9/11.

Posted by lex 2004-12-18 11:58:57 PM|| 2004-12-18 11:58:57 PM|| Front Page Top

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