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2004-12-10 Home Front: WoT
Hicks Sez He Was Offered A Hooker At Gitmo
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Posted by .com 2004-12-10 3:30:04 AM|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]
Posted by on1117 TROLL 2004-12-10 4:07:58 AM||   2004-12-10 4:07:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I read the whole article early last night. It's spinning bullshit mostly. I imagine he has not been an ideal prisoner and has had to be restrained more than once. Much of what he says he "saw" is hear say and worthless no matter what. No matter who witnessed it the affidavit is worthless. It's also more supposed "leakage." Their is a full court press in the international right now to portray the US military man as a NAZI stormtrooper. This is just part of it.

I suggest they call the Major from section 9 in to probe him. :p
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-12-10 4:23:55 AM|| [http://www.slhess.com]  2004-12-10 4:23:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 This bull%*#@ is straight out of the AQ playbook dealing with resistance techniques. If any asshats from the media took time to read it (I had a translated copy before it hit the internets), they would know that the claims of abuse at Gitmo are part of the enemies game plan. To any media tools - tell me where you want a copy sent and I'll mail it to you - from Bangkok no less.
Posted by Unagum Jaimp3876  2004-12-10 6:05:15 AM||   2004-12-10 6:05:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Can't the Reuter's editors get anything right? The corrected copy:
Hicks Offered To Be A Hooker At Gitmo
An Australian terror suspect has offered his services as a prostitute in a continuation of his Islamic duties learned in Pakistan, where he dutifully bent over five times a day for his Learned Elders of Islam. Hicks was quoted as saying, "At first I was afraid, but soon became a labor of love."

JEWINDUIST? Give an ignoramus 5 minutes at the cybercafe and he thinks he's a cunning linguist. Go back to drawing figures in the dirt.
Posted by ed 2004-12-10 6:08:57 AM||   2004-12-10 6:08:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 To the first poster , caps lock is located near your little finger on your left hand , and a spell checker can be located here .

I also suggest a course in winning friends and influencing people along with maybe one in anger management .
Posted by MacNails 2004-12-10 6:47:30 AM||   2004-12-10 6:47:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 MacNeils and Ed,
Calm down, I think we have here a rare post
by a true Neanderthal (of the Borrisoid type).
Just lean back and relish each misspelled word.
Chortling is permitted.
Posted by Elder of Zion 2004-12-10 7:13:21 AM||   2004-12-10 7:13:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Aahhh , long time since I have seen a pure blood Neanderthal .
He can say what he likes but that caps lock has to go :P
Posted by MacNails 2004-12-10 7:41:10 AM||   2004-12-10 7:41:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 At the risk of stating the blinding f***king obvious. Where do you find a hooker in a US military base completely cutoff from the surrounding civilian population.
Posted by phil_b 2004-12-10 7:51:11 AM||   2004-12-10 7:51:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 It's Cuba Phil. :)
Posted by Shipman 2004-12-10 7:57:28 AM||   2004-12-10 7:57:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 ahhh - they waltz in across the mine fields in stiletto shoes, huh?
Posted by Frank G  2004-12-10 8:19:55 AM||   2004-12-10 8:19:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Paging Private England...
Posted by Tom 2004-12-10 8:28:13 AM||   2004-12-10 8:28:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Of course, Frank, that's the traditional way to learn to be light on your feet. *obligatory mutter of 'What do they teach young people nowadays?!?'*
Posted by trailing wife 2004-12-10 8:33:27 AM||   2004-12-10 8:33:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 I think our #1 poster's final point is actually a very good one. "IF YOU DO NOT LIKE AMERICA GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY"
Posted by 2b 2004-12-10 8:59:17 AM||   2004-12-10 8:59:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Alas, once again I have been left out of the loop due to the silencing of a troll. I seem to always come into these discussions late after the comments have been removed and miss out on all the fun. But then again, its always the same line, just different spelling and punctuation.
Posted by Ebbiger Hupise8343 2004-12-10 10:08:08 AM||   2004-12-10 10:08:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 Terror suspect was offered prostitute

Torture! TORTURE! Call Amnesty International! Call Human Rights Watch! iiiieeeeeee!!!!!
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-12-10 10:29:58 AM||   2004-12-10 10:29:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 I'd be pissed if we didn't pound this asshole's head into the pavement. Heck if getting a prostitute in helps turn these idiot's I'm all for it. Prostitutes cheap, lives expensive methinks.
Posted by Phiter Glolung1555 (aka Jarhead) 2004-12-10 10:35:41 AM||   2004-12-10 10:35:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 phil_b,

Put a military post on an oil platform in the middle of the ocean and hookers would still be able to infiltrate it. Hell, they'd probably be there before the first troops arrived waiting to ambush them. I'm pretty sure that Spec Forces are required to study their tactics.

As the story goes, Gen. Hooker didn't even bother trying to get rid of prostitutes, he just organized them in true military fashion.
Posted by Psycho Hillbilly 2004-12-10 10:57:18 AM||   2004-12-10 10:57:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 Nah, he was holding out for his 72 virgins.
Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-12-10 11:20:55 AM||   2004-12-10 11:20:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#19 Just lean back and relish each misspelled word.

That's not misspelling. That's drool affecting the keyboard.
Posted by Pappy 2004-12-10 12:09:13 PM||   2004-12-10 12:09:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Of course it was torture. They threatened to have a woman touch him in evil ways.
Posted by Dishman  2004-12-10 12:22:03 PM||   2004-12-10 12:22:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 I'm still sceptical. Co-incidentally I have been to the nearest city and driven around this part of Cuba. Gitmo wasn't even marked on the Cuban map. Can someone who has been to Gitmo confirm (or otherwise) that Cuban civilians don't get into the base.
Posted by phil_b 2004-12-10 3:10:13 PM||   2004-12-10 3:10:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 driven around this part of Cuba

*GASP*

Shhhh, don't admit that here in Rantburg!!! Run for cover, run for cover!!!
Posted by Rafael 2004-12-10 6:18:21 PM||   2004-12-10 6:18:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 get in? there's mine fields on both sides of the fence, both designed to keep Cubans from getting in, hence my snarky stilleto shoes comment
Posted by Frank G  2004-12-10 6:20:33 PM||   2004-12-10 6:20:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]
Posted by on1117 2004-12-10 4:07:58 AM||   2004-12-10 4:07:58 AM|| Front Page Top

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