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US soldiers with genital wounds expected to get penis transplant

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Posted by Fred 2015-12-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 According to the doctors, only the penis will be transplanted, not the testes, where sperm are produced, which mean that the recipient will have his own genetic child and not the offspring of the donor if he becomes a father.

I read this five times and still cannot understand it. What am I missing ?

Posted by Besoeker 2015-12-07 04:31|| 2015-12-07 04:31|| Front Page Top

#2 It may be easy to be generous with someone else's money, but it's likely to be difficult to father your own child using someone else's testicles, unless they're from a homozygotic brother.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2015-12-07 05:36|| 2015-12-07 05:36|| Front Page Top

#3 I read this five times and still cannot understand it. What am I missing ?

I'll be monitoring the followups to this comment rather closely.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-12-07 08:28|| 2015-12-07 08:28|| Front Page Top

#4 i am so sorry for these guys. good luck and thank you for your brave sacrifice.

Posted by anon1 2015-12-07 08:32|| 2015-12-07 08:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Pray the surgeon has steady hands.

..to be performed in the next couple of months by surgeons in Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine

So, we can at least be assured its not being done at the VA.

Posted by Procopius2k 2015-12-07 09:47|| 2015-12-07 09:47|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm going to reconsider being a registered organ donor.

Posted by Skidmark 2015-12-07 13:02|| 2015-12-07 13:02|| Front Page Top

#7 read this five times

If his fry all inherit his barbels,
A catfish has kept his own yarbles,
But fry that look Greek
Like some guy up the creek
Have been drawn from another cat's marbles.

Nuthin.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-12-07 14:35|| 2015-12-07 14:35|| Front Page Top

#8 A Signifer, injured most heinous,
Receives an Imperial penis,
Which, when it emerges,
Spills out of the Circus
To ravage the temple of Venus.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-12-07 14:37|| 2015-12-07 14:37|| Front Page Top

#9 "Your brand-new Obamacare penis
Has won a Red Star for its greenness!"
"It doesn't erect
And I get no RSPECT."
"Have it checked by a GM machinist."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-12-07 14:43|| 2015-12-07 14:43|| Front Page Top

#10 "So how do I really know that is your banana in our pocket??????"

Posted by Mae West 2015-12-07 15:57|| 2015-12-07 15:57|| Front Page Top

#11 ZF, Mae West, I'm crying! So funny! Mae gets Snak-O-the-Day.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2015-12-07 18:36|| 2015-12-07 18:36|| Front Page Top

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