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2006-12-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

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Posted by .com 2006-12-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Maybe this could be our first "Idiot of the Day" entry.

Posted by gorb 2006-12-06 00:46|| 2006-12-06 00:46|| Front Page Top

#2 Hell with USsearch, now I know where my ex lives...

Posted by sphinctriloquist 2006-12-06 01:05|| 2006-12-06 01:05|| Front Page Top

#3 The dog did it ... no, really.

Posted by tzsenator 2006-12-06 01:22|| 2006-12-06 01:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Terminal flatulence ... it's nothing to sniff at.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-06 02:13|| 2006-12-06 02:13|| Front Page Top

#5 It's possible that it could be really horrendous body odor. I went to college with this one guy who had an inherited metabolic disorder that made his sweat absolutely vile. I have never been around anyone who reeked as badly as he did on a daily basis (and yes, he bathed at least once a day).

He used to room with an old boyfriend of mine. I remember one time when I was writing a note to my ex on the dry erase board on their door. Ol' Stinky thought he could sneak up on me and startle me, but I could literally smell him coming down the hallway. He was surprised when he got right behind me and I said "Hi Rich" without looking away from the door, and wondered how I knew he was there....I figured that since we barely got along anyway, telling him it was because he was in rare form that day wouldn't accomplish anything....

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-12-06 06:18|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[ http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-12-06 06:18|| Front Page Top

#6 I habe been thinking in a new Marvel-like Superhero. Smarter than Batman, faster tahn Spiderman; stronger than Supeme: coming from another Galaxy: Fartoman!. He flies by jet propulsion!

Posted by JFM">JFM 2006-12-06 09:14|| 2006-12-06 09:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Zman, do you remember the exploding toilet that was part of the TF Foundation logo?

Posted by Shipman 2006-12-06 13:37|| 2006-12-06 13:37|| Front Page Top

#8 I had a roomate in college that had horrible smelling feet. We nicknamed him "Carrion Man." He tried everything, but nothing worked. So I got some sheep dip from a friend of mine, mixed it up and put his rotten feet in a tub. Fixed it right up, reapplied as required.

I remembered the sheep dip solution because my dad told me that he got a bad rash as a kid up in N California in the early 1930s. The county quarantined the home. Finally great grandma Richardson went down to the feed store and bought a 5 gal jug of sheep dip. Cleared the rash right up, heh.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-12-06 15:16|| 2006-12-06 15:16|| Front Page Top

#9 How is it as a dessert topping?

Posted by .com 2006-12-06 15:18|| 2006-12-06 15:18|| Front Page Top

#10 Screen alert, dot! Especially at the end of the work day, lol!

Posted by BA 2006-12-06 15:21|| 2006-12-06 15:21|| Front Page Top

#11 How is it as a dessert topping?

No, you use it with the chips and crackers.

Posted by xbalanke 2006-12-06 20:01|| 2006-12-06 20:01|| Front Page Top

#12 Zman, do you remember the exploding toilet that was part of the TF Foundation logo?

Absolutely, good memory, Ship.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-06 23:13|| 2006-12-06 23:13|| Front Page Top

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