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2004-12-05 Home Front: WoT
Make your Fiskie nominations!
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Posted by Korora 2004-12-05 00:02|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Hard to believe, but we have an even greater abundance of deserving nominees than in years past. From the unspeakably vile Ted Rall to the evil (though defeated) mastermind George Soros, the idiotarian ranks have grown even as those of their terrorist clients have declined.

Nevertheless, I have to go back to a sentimental favorite, Mike Al-Moor, aka Lumpy Riefenstahl, the Ham-ass terrorist, etc.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, but that has to change.

Lumpy has been so close so often and is a perenniel contender.
I think he deserves it this year, if nothing else for his obscene attempt to equate the Iraqi terrorists with the Minutemen and other Revolutionary War heroes.

That statement alone summarizes everything that is wrong and evil in the MSM and the pop-left. Osama=James Dean for these narcissistic demons, and Lumpy is the purest and most visible expression of their culture and their depravity.

Ted Rall, while surely an evil mediatarian terror-shill and prostitute himself, is too far outside the pop-left mainstream to matter.
He lacks MM's ability to pretend friendship and sympathy with his victims, transparent though that is. Rall is therefore less destructive, though probably more vicious in intent.
He may deserve a bullet or a rope, but not the Fiskie.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-12-05 3:17:36 AM||   2004-12-05 3:17:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Rall would consider it a blessing - he's lost his 15 minutes, and needs something to get him attention. Lumpy, however, would be a good target
Posted by Frank G  2004-12-05 8:13:05 AM||   2004-12-05 8:13:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 My top three:

Michael Moore
Kofi Annan
Dan Rather
Posted by badanov  2004-12-05 8:29:13 AM|| [http://www.rkka.org/title-boris.gif]  2004-12-05 8:29:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't forget your organizational nominees -
International Red Cross
Amnesty International
Human Rights Watch
BBC
UN [why just one man and not the pack of liers and crooks?]
Posted by Don  2004-12-05 8:56:37 AM||   2004-12-05 8:56:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 If we open the competition to blogs we could add

Democratic Underground
Moveon.org
Dailykos.com
Posted by mhw 2004-12-05 9:53:46 AM||   2004-12-05 9:53:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I say Kofi is the target of opportunity, with the Oil for Food scandal gaining steam, and now is the time to "crown" him. With any luck (fingers firmly crossed) he will be out of power by next year, while Moore will still be around (providing his health cooperates).

Besides, Moore has been keeping (by his standards) a low profile of late. I'm sure he has tons of treasonous crap (F911 sequel, etc.) on tap for the runup to the 2006 elections, let's save his for then.
Posted by docob 2004-12-05 10:56:20 AM||   2004-12-05 10:56:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 My Nominee list - By category (my own breakdown) and in no particular order within each - there are just too many deserving entities this year. I borrowed any good stuff I saw, so some of the commentary is mine, some came from Snark Specialists - I am not worthy.

Evil / Malevolent / Dangerous
1. Ted Rall (Subhuman)
2. Jacques Chirac (Missed so many opportunities to STFU)
3. George Soros (Tranzi / Socialist / Fascist Enabler)
4. Arafat (For taking so long to die)
5. CP Abdullah (Zionist Conspiracies, etc.)
6. John F'n Skeery (Traitor, Professional Liar, back-shooter, and worst Prez candidate Ever)
7. Tsar Putty (Speedbump)
8. Markos Zuniga (Daily Kos Blog)
9. Clinton Hangover (Tenet, Clark, Berger, Sheurer, et al - still endangering us after all these years)
10.Kofi Anon (UN Sacrificial Lamb and First Rank Fuckwit)
11.Mad Mullahs (For breathing)
12.Fat Fuck (For breathing)

Pure Partisan Politicians / Mercenary Agents
1. Ted Kennedy (Still stupid. Still drunk. Still a murderer.)
2. Howard Dean (YEAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!)
3. Tom Harkin (Liar. Vietnam Fighter Pilot flying cargo based in Japan)
4. Dhimmicrap Nat Committee (McAuliffe & Co - Gave Us Skeery and Meme Machine)

Socialist Media
1. Dan Rather (Truth & document expert)
2. NYT Staff (Consistency in lies, apologia, spin)
3. Al G (Consistency in lies, apologia, spin)
4. BBC (Consistency in lies, apologia, spin)
5. Air Amerikkka (Stupid concept, stupid execution, stupid staff)
6. Howard Stern (Lost in space. Didya send W that message, yet?)
7. DU Website (Insane. Spleen. Vent.)
8. Larry O'Donnel (Insane. Spleen. Vent.)
9. Kanadian Press (Insane. Spleen. Vent.)

Tool Fool
1. Kanadian Politicians (Insane. Spleen. Vent.)
2. Wally Crankcase (Alzheimers, but won't Go Away)
3. "Sorry Everybody" Blog (Sorry. Indeed.)
4. Hollyweird (Bullshit walked)
5. Bruce Springsteen, et al (Bullshit walked)
6. Al Gore (Still insane after all these years)

Special Mention
1. Noam Chomsky (Lifetime Achievement)
2. 56 Million Amerikkans with BDS & PEST (Psychobabble boon)

If I can only pick one, it has to be Skeery.
Posted by .com 2004-12-05 12:27:31 PM||   2004-12-05 12:27:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Oops, in this category:
Pure Partisan Politicians / Mercenary Agents

I forgot to add:
Screwgy Estrogen
Blob Buckle
All those curly-haried nitwits at Skeery HQ
Posted by .com 2004-12-05 12:37:15 PM||   2004-12-05 12:37:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 What a list!! I'd vote for the NYT staff, but that's kind of a personal foible of mine. (I'm old enough to remember when the NYT was an American newspaper instead of an Al-Qaeda recruiting poster.) I'd include on the list Thereza (or maybe she gets the special Marie Antoinette Award); and Plantu, the LeMonde cartoonist who thinks dead American soldiers make for good fun.
Posted by Matt 2004-12-05 2:33:26 PM||   2004-12-05 2:33:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Vi French have the best idiotarians in world, here is the choice of a honest jury:

1) Gold Medalist and Idiotarian champion: Jacques Chirac from France

2) Silver medalist: Dominique de Villepin from France

3) Bronze medalist: John F Kerry from France

You Americans just can't compete vith ze country who produced Sartre and Derrida.

Now everyone raise for the French national anthem:

"Allons enfants de la Patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé"
"Contre nous de la tyrannie l'étendard sangalant est levé"
Posted by JFM  2004-12-05 2:45:50 PM||   2004-12-05 2:45:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 lol - .com amd JFM!
Posted by Frank G  2004-12-05 3:04:55 PM||   2004-12-05 3:04:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Spain.
Posted by someone 2004-12-05 3:24:55 PM||   2004-12-05 3:24:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 This is slightly off topic, but after having a drink at the O-club, I came up with this worthless priceless idea:

Make Michael Moore head of the UN after Kofi is kicked out. It would be a source of innocent merriment. The care and feeding of the hungry ego.
Posted by Alaska Paul  2004-12-05 4:54:04 PM||   2004-12-05 4:54:04 PM|| Front Page Top

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