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2003-12-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

McRage: Would you like mayonnaise with that burger?

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Posted by Dragon Fly 2003-12-05 8:53:09 AM|| || Front Page|| [11124 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Waynetta. Right. Say no more!

Posted by .com 2003-12-5 9:02:20 AM|| 2003-12-5 9:02:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Did the burger have lettuce on it?

Posted by Anonymous 2003-12-5 9:52:49 AM|| 2003-12-5 9:52:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Evidently she didn't realize she was at a Burger Koenig You vill Haf It Our Vay

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-5 10:04:22 AM|| 2003-12-5 10:04:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 What dark game are you playing? Lettuce? On a McD Cheezboogie? Wheels within wheels. Something wicked this drive-thru comes...

Posted by .com 2003-12-5 10:07:02 AM|| 2003-12-5 10:07:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Next time it will be a accident when a JCpenny manager is killed in the store by a BMW.

" I was just looking for a parking place and she wouldn't move! It's not my fault! "

Posted by Charles 2003-12-5 12:48:38 PM|| 2003-12-5 12:48:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Then her lips fell off...

No, actually, then she roared off the wrong way down a one-way street.

This is the most pathetic testimony you are likely to hear in your lifetimes (from today's Houston Chronicle):

I gave her everything she asked for," a tearful Jenkins [the manager/victim] told jurors Thursday. "I put mayo on her burger. I took off the onions and mustard. What did I do to deserve this?" She's been "unable to fulfill [her] wifely duties" ever since.

Waynetta, on the other hand, has a 1997 conviction for assault when she hit her ex-lover's girlfriend with her car.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2003-12-5 1:32:38 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2003-12-5 1:32:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I paid $.70 for this cheeseburger and it better be done the way I want it!!!!!!

Posted by OminousWhatever 2003-12-5 2:51:40 PM|| 2003-12-5 2:51:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Actually, I question the propriety of letting mayonnaise anywhere near cheese. IMHO, the combination is nausea-making.

Posted by Joe 2003-12-5 5:56:41 PM|| 2003-12-5 5:56:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Oho! Joe! You are in touch with your inner-Jew!

;)

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-5 6:31:07 PM|| 2003-12-5 6:31:07 PM|| Front Page Top

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