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2003-12-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Rafael 2003-12-03 2:38:45 AM|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Nitric acid

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-3 7:25:20 AM|| 2003-12-3 7:25:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 More likely the "Mark of the Devil".

Posted by raptor 2003-12-3 8:16:17 AM|| 2003-12-3 8:16:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Hope the kid's as accepting of it when he grows up. Sounds like the ~~brainwashing~~ Paleo "street" is defining the poor kid as fodder before he leaves potty training.....such is fate

Posted by Frank G 2003-12-3 8:51:53 AM|| 2003-12-3 8:51:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Surely some revelation is at hand
Surely it's the second coming
And the wrath has finally taken form
For what is this rough beast
Its hour come at last
Slouching towards Bethlehem to be born
--Yeats

Posted by David 2003-12-3 9:57:17 AM|| 2003-12-3 9:57:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm looking forward to seeing this kid's face on purple velvet.

Posted by BH 2003-12-3 10:27:17 AM|| 2003-12-3 10:27:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 A little mis-quoted, David, but I doubt ol' W.B. will mind. For the confused: W.B. Yeats, "The Second Coming".

Google good...

Posted by mojo 2003-12-3 10:55:46 AM|| 2003-12-3 10:55:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Yea, and if the parents don't watch out they'll turn the kid into a mosque.

Posted by Lucky 2003-12-3 11:02:51 AM|| 2003-12-3 11:02:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Don't thier penises vanish too?

Posted by Dragon Fly 2003-12-3 11:03:38 AM|| 2003-12-3 11:03:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Well? Where's the gold?!? Nobody brought any frankincense? Was the 24-hour MyrrhMart closed or something? Jeez, you people don't know how to appreciate a 'gift from God'."

Seriously, though, I feel sorry for this kid. I'm betting that at some point in his life, he will be placed in harms way in an attempt to incite a huge riot.

Posted by BH 2003-12-3 11:24:55 AM|| 2003-12-3 11:24:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 She hoped for peace!? Via Allah, what she really said:

Now I am very happy, because my martyred son, Ala, has returned. This baby sends a message to Israel that those who kill us will be killed.

We will raise him to be good and pious like his uncle [the genocide bomber]. Just as Mary received a sign from God that Jesus would be born to her in this holy place, so we have received a sign from God. This miracle shows that the martyrs who fall fighting for God do not die.

Ah, Reuters...

Posted by someone 2003-12-3 11:28:35 AM|| 2003-12-3 11:28:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 The family, devout Muslims, called it a divine message of support for the Palestinians against Israel...

Haaahahahahaha, if there ever was a case to be made that Palestinians are largely idiots, this would seal it. Who else would try to portray a birthmark on a baby as some sort of "divine message of support for the Palestinians against Israel"?

Dumbasses.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-12-3 11:48:58 AM|| 2003-12-3 11:48:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 That photo is a fake! Here is the original!!!

Posted by DRJ 2003-12-3 12:00:09 PM|| 2003-12-3 12:00:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Let's Try that again. Here is the Original!!!

Posted by DRJ 2003-12-3 12:03:00 PM|| 2003-12-3 12:03:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 This must just be a college psych project to see if an entire town can be convinced to interpret a Roschak ink blot the same way.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-12-3 4:36:23 PM|| 2003-12-3 4:36:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Could this just be Noor Tantray dressed up in baby clothes?

Posted by Super Hose 2003-12-3 4:40:00 PM|| 2003-12-3 4:40:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 This is the Paleo equivalent of the cargo cult. They are just waiting for some divine someone to bail their collective ass out of the outhouse pit of ignorance that they find themselves in.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-12-3 6:31:51 PM|| 2003-12-3 6:31:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Are they sure then mark doesn't spell out 'dumb ass?"

Posted by Ned 2003-12-3 7:15:25 PM|| 2003-12-3 7:15:25 PM|| Front Page Top

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