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2019-11-18 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Kindergartener takes dad’s heroin to school, says it makes him a superhero

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Posted by Fred 2019-11-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top
File under: Narcos

#1 Could be worse. At least the child doesn't have gender dysphoria, in which case ze would have been zer heroine and had it, too.

Posted by Lex 2019-11-18 00:57|| 2019-11-18 00:57|| Front Page Top

#2 That's Benny Garcia. If I was a cop I'd follow that face to wherever it's going and be positively sure to catch some misdeed.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-18 02:18|| 2019-11-18 02:18|| Front Page Top

#3 If someone botched my haircut as badly as Benny's, I'd be pretty stone-faced, too

Posted by Lex 2019-11-18 04:03|| 2019-11-18 04:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Looks like a relative of Colin Kapernick.

Is Benny a citizen?

Posted by AlanC 2019-11-18 07:40|| 2019-11-18 07:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Garcia pleaded not guilty to charges of drug possession

I think he passed the point of possession about 160 bags of H ago.

Hooray for unlimited immigration and another two generations incarcerated or in government care.

Posted by Slomomp Shaper6028 2019-11-18 08:00|| 2019-11-18 08:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Diversity Makes Us Strong.

Posted by Lex 2019-11-18 21:33|| 2019-11-18 21:33|| Front Page Top

#7 ^ #2 = one of God's Children

Posted by Lex 2019-11-18 21:34|| 2019-11-18 21:34|| Front Page Top

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