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2006-11-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Free Radical 2006-11-28 01:34|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 He needs to be neutered so he'll never have a child of his own.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2006-11-28 08:22|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2006-11-28 08:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Hardy, 21, who admitted to police that he had no real parenting skills to deal with a sick child, said he had noticed the girl was very hot and put a cool cloth on her face, but this had no effect.

I don't have any real parenting skills either, but i know not to stick a baby in the freezer....

Posted by Oztralian 2006-11-28 10:27|| 2006-11-28 10:27|| Front Page Top

#3 I guess if the child's cold, you set her on fire? Sheer genius

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-11-28 11:23|| 2006-11-28 11:23|| Front Page Top

#4 Hardy?

Was the mom's name "Laurel", by any chance?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-11-28 12:03|| 2006-11-28 12:03|| Front Page Top

#5 No real parenting skills, and no real basic common sense either. Sheesh.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-28 12:51|| 2006-11-28 12:51|| Front Page Top

#6 This one complements that baby-in-the-microwave story well. Now we need a baby that was done "just right".

Posted by Excalibur 2006-11-28 16:47|| 2006-11-28 16:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Stupid idiot. You don't put babies in the freezer, you put MONEY in the freezer.

Posted by William Jefferson 2006-11-28 19:27|| 2006-11-28 19:27|| Front Page Top

#8 A Canadian man who could not figure out how to deal with his girlfriend's feverish 10-month-old daughter put the baby into a freezer to cool her down,

sheech just call 9-11..

hell I'd call 9-11 to have a diaper changed..

Posted by RD 2006-11-28 19:33|| 2006-11-28 19:33|| Front Page Top

#9 hell I'd call 9-11 to have a diaper changed

No need, you can do it yourself. All you need is are a few basic items and it's really not a problem. There are two ways.

1) You'll need a baby, a hazmat suit, a clothespin, a diaper, a trash bag, and some wipes.

Note: The wipes are also good for cleaning the inside of the hazmat suit when you try to yak into the trash can if the clothespin falls off your nose.

2) Call his mother.

Posted by gorb 2006-11-28 20:24|| 2006-11-28 20:24|| Front Page Top

#10 Note: The wipes are also good for cleaning the inside of the hazmat suit when you try to yak into the trash can if the clothespin falls off your nose.

LOL LOL!

Posted by RD 2006-11-28 21:51|| 2006-11-28 21:51|| Front Page Top

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