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2003-11-26 Southeast Asia

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Posted by Dan Darling 2003-11-26 12:31:02 AM|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 .com? Abu Sabbatical? Why do we have you stationed there if you're gonna let this shit slip by while you amuse yourself with beautiful women and fruity alcohol beverages?

sounds like the Thais get it....

Posted by Frank G 2003-11-26 12:37:04 AM|| 2003-11-26 12:37:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Prolly in love!

Posted by Lucky 2003-11-26 2:01:33 AM|| 2003-11-26 2:01:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 .com----Prolly arrested with German sex tourists--but that's always OK--look at Swaggert, Baaker etc--as long as they're right wing and repented---hmm I bet Michael Jackson is going for the Repugnants very soon--they excuse anything (drugs for Rush) Gingrich screwing his secretary, JC Watts from OK with an outta wedlock chile that he's behind on chile support payments--Hyde screwing a friend's wife, Livingston of Louisiana screwing around----it's all ok as long as they are GOP--asshats

Posted by NotMikeMoore 2003-11-26 4:48:05 AM|| 2003-11-26 4:48:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL! NMM! You are a singular treasure! You're just so, uh, how shall I put it? Sucky. Yeah, that's it. I know it will come as a surprise to most Rantburgers, but it's not your amazing intellect that impresses me most about you - it's your astonishing suckiness.

On the specifics, so as not to inadvertantly offend, it's something along this line of thought...

What you say: sucks. How you think: sucks. Your contribution: sucks. Your pathetic political outlook: sucks. Your poor grammar: sucks. Your inability to write coherently: sucks. Your opening comment on any thread always being a blindly trite insult: sucks. Your automatic follow-up attack insult to anyone disagreeing with you: sucks. Your inability to engage constructively: sucks. Your inability to deal with anyone without further insulting them: sucks. Your inability to accept that you bring this shit on yourself: sucks. Your response when your suckiness is pointed out: sucks. Your wasted pointless time visiting Rantburg: sucks. Your suckiness is so powerful that you generate a giant sucking gravity well. In fact, you suck so much that small sucking objects orbit you.

It's your accretion disk, man. It's a sucking mind wound. That's why I keep my distance. Nothing personal. See Dr. Steve for assistance.

Posted by .com (Abu Trollslicer) 2003-11-26 6:10:17 AM|| 2003-11-26 6:10:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 You forgot to mention that he sucks so much that the Real Mike Moore hired him as a advisor.

Posted by Charles 2003-11-26 8:44:11 AM|| 2003-11-26 8:44:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Damn, .com. That brought a tear to my eye it was so beautiful. I'm gonna have to remember some of that to use later -- "sucking mind wound" is classic!

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-11-26 8:51:48 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2003-11-26 8:51:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 In fact, you suck so much that small sucking objects orbit you. It's your accretion disk, man. It's a sucking mind wound

That's what I like about Rantburg. Orbital dynamics, cosmology and health all in one carefully sculptured sentence.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-26 5:12:16 PM|| 2003-11-26 5:12:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 outta wedlock chile that he's behind on chile support payment

LOL! I got painted as a racist by saying "Gawd's chillun" once, right LMM?

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-26 5:23:43 PM|| 2003-11-26 5:23:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 .com, kick'n ass again.

Posted by Lucky 2003-11-27 3:16:32 AM|| 2003-11-27 3:16:32 AM|| Front Page Top

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