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2003-11-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Paul Moloney 2003-11-24 12:27:20 AM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wow. This guy knows how to violate the laws of thermodynamics. Find out how and our energy problems are over!

Posted by PBMcL 2003-11-24 12:41:15 AM|| 2003-11-24 12:41:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Methinks he is the world's first Chia Petâ¢.

Posted by .com (Abu Semi-Sabbatical) 2003-11-24 1:08:34 AM|| 2003-11-24 1:08:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Back in the 80s there was a quack in San Francisco pushing this same claim. He called himself a "breatharian" since he supposedly derived all his nourishment from the air he breathed. He was charging Marin County drones $300 a head to attend his seminars. A local reporter eventually caught him eating a chicken pot pie but it took quite while for his scam to fade since he blamed the new story on a CIA conspiracy against him, and the Marin-nuts naturally ate it up.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-11-24 2:06:09 AM|| 2003-11-24 2:06:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 man who says he has survived for 68 years without eating, drinking or relieving himself has baffled doctors who have been unable to disprove his claim.

The personnel dept at the UN, recognizing talent when they saw it, immediately sent the Drs. applications for weapons inspectors and the IEAE.

Posted by B 2003-11-24 7:41:15 AM|| 2003-11-24 7:41:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 A vindicated Jani left the hospital Saturday and said he was retreating to a cave at Mount Abu in the neighbouring desert state of Rajasthan.

To finish his perpetual motion machine.

Posted by Gasse Katze 2003-11-24 9:03:37 AM|| 2003-11-24 9:03:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Well Hello Deli,
This is Fani, Deli.
Would you please sent 'round some corned beef on rye?
Bagels Deli, I need Bagels Deli,
Without this things I will sureeely diiiieeee.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-24 3:38:07 PM|| 2003-11-24 3:38:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Welcome back .com. I was about to organize a search party to find you.

Posted by Gasse Katze 2003-11-24 6:50:50 PM|| 2003-11-24 6:50:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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