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2008-11-21 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Tips to stop wild turkeys from terrorizing you
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Posted by Mike 2008-11-21 07:02|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 I say Drink It!
Posted by WilliamMarcyTweed 2008-11-21 08:53||   2008-11-21 08:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Tips to stop wild turkeys from terrorizing you

Here are two: Turkey with chestnuts, Turkey with whiskey.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2008-11-21 08:54||   2008-11-21 08:54|| Front Page Top

#3 I read the comments on that article. It's clear how those idiots in Mass keep voting in bastards like Kennedy, Kerry and Barney Fag. They're just all complete cowards looking for someone to protect them from everything on Earth. What a bunch of losers!
Posted by Jolutch Mussolini7800 2008-11-21 09:09||   2008-11-21 09:09|| Front Page Top

#4 I think a shotgun would work wonders.
Posted by DarthVader 2008-11-21 09:43||   2008-11-21 09:43|| Front Page Top

#5 Fools! Your puny shotguns and whiskey bottles cannot save you. Our campaign of revolutionary terror will continue until our demands are met!



Gobbler Liberation NOW!!!!!
Posted by Massachusetts Wild Turkey Liberation Army 2008-11-21 09:48|| http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html]">[http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html]  2008-11-21 09:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Send them to my neighborhood. We'll have them off the streets by Thanksgiving.
Posted by ed 2008-11-21 09:48||   2008-11-21 09:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Mr. Mussolini is unfortunately correct.

There are a few conservatives left in Mass but we could all leave on the same plane.

We have several flocks near us in suburbs west of Boston.

There is ONE VERY BIG PROBLEM with wild turkeys where I live. Turkey sh** is very attractive to dogs and the dogs love to roll in it to make themselves more attractive.

The only thing worse than your dog coming home smelling like turkey s**t is smelling like skunk.

Luckily turkey is easy to wash off.
Posted by AlanC 2008-11-21 10:13||   2008-11-21 10:13|| Front Page Top

#8 If Turkeys terrorize people, doesn't that mean we should include them on WOT?
Posted by JFM">JFM  2008-11-21 10:29||   2008-11-21 10:29|| Front Page Top

#9 My father lived in Monterey Bay for a while and the turkeys there move around in a big pack terrorizing and scratching all the soil out of peoples flower beds and gardens. They actually attack some people that they perceive to be vulnerable, like turkey street gang or something. A good boot in the arse sends them on their way though. Or a stick, golf club, tennis racket, whatever you got.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-11-21 10:40||   2008-11-21 10:40|| Front Page Top

#10 They're just all complete cowards looking for someone to protect them from everything on Earth.

There is someone (don't know if man or woman) who complains because he/she was chased all around the campus and students did nothing but laugh. He/She complains about the lack of ethics of students. He/she isn't ashamed to have been chased away by a an animal who is at best, (in case it is a very small woman) a quarter of his/her weight.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2008-11-21 11:12||   2008-11-21 11:12|| Front Page Top

#11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMALbjYnNNQ&feature=related

Turkeys are no problem with these...
Posted by Albert Spusotch7979 2008-11-21 11:13||   2008-11-21 11:13|| Front Page Top

#12 I forget which college, but there was a wild turkey which found its way onto campus. No big deal till people started feeding it then it became needy. When people stopped feeding it the turkey threw fits and chased people until fed.

Slighty off topic, when bowling with my friends anytime someone got 3 strikes in a row a shot of Wild Turkey was ordered. Sometimes I wondered if I/we were missing our 3rd strike subconsciencely.

Maybe they should try the Leonard Part 6 technique and start saying, "Cranberry Sauce" when confronted by these delicous brigands.
Posted by swksvolFF 2008-11-21 12:22||   2008-11-21 12:22|| Front Page Top

#13 From Dave Lowe great funny macabre comics blog :
PARA ABNORMAL - a web comic

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-11-21 12:36||   2008-11-21 12:36|| Front Page Top

#14 Couple of turkeys chased my nephew (he's 8, but little) the other day. Killing them is not an option here in lovely Marin Co.
Posted by remoteman 2008-11-21 13:25||   2008-11-21 13:25|| Front Page Top

#15 Out in my pasture last March.
struttin'
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2008-11-21 16:13||   2008-11-21 16:13|| Front Page Top

#16 Hehe- luv it, #5, but methinks you mean the TURKEY/GOBBLER LIBERATION FRONT!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-11-21 18:28||   2008-11-21 18:28|| Front Page Top

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