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2004-11-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Derailment Spills 20,000 Gallons of Beer

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-11-12 2:16:35 PM|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Shall we gather at the river.

Posted by Shipman 2004-11-12 2:19:32 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:19:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "About 20,000 gallons of beer leaked from three cars of the Roanoke-bound train."
I believe I can hear a low, agonized moaning.... and the stampede of guys with buckets converging on the area.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-11-12 2:29:30 PM|| [http://www.sgtstryker.com] 2004-11-12 2:29:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 There also was an overturned tractor-trailer with a load of peanuts.

Posted by ed 2004-11-12 2:30:50 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:30:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Then the accident scene was overrun by hundreds of frat boys carrying beer bongs.

Posted by Jonathan 2004-11-12 2:36:46 PM|| [http://www.workaround.blogspot.com] 2004-11-12 2:36:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 20,000 gallons lost . . . what a horrible tragedy!

Posted by Mike 2004-11-12 2:47:25 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:47:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-11-12 2:55:30 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:55:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 The least they could do is tell us what kind of beer. I'm not rushing off to Virginia for Schaeffer, or Hamms, or Meisterbrau but I might if it's Sam Adams.

Posted by rjschwarz 2004-11-12 2:55:45 PM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com] 2004-11-12 2:55:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I think it was last year sometime, that a Jim Beam distillery caught fire and burned? In my liver's opinion, that was an infinitely more tragic event.

Posted by (lowercase) matt 2004-11-12 2:59:13 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:59:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I don't want any part of beer that travels by tanker car.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-11-12 3:17:05 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-11-12 3:17:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Damn.

Posted by AutoBartender 2004-11-12 3:35:41 PM|| 2004-11-12 3:35:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 The White House has just announced that ALL American flags on government facilities will be flown at half mast for the duration of the weekend.

Posted by 98zulu 2004-11-12 3:40:51 PM|| 2004-11-12 3:40:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Hope Virginia Tech doesn't have a home game this weekend. Panic in 5, 4, 3 ...

Posted by VAMark 2004-11-12 3:57:43 PM|| 2004-11-12 3:57:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 It's Busch's fault. (somebody had to say it)

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-11-12 4:39:00 PM|| 2004-11-12 4:39:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 RJSchwarz,
It may have been Schlitz!
I prefer MoonShine to that

Posted by Elder of Zion 2004-11-12 4:44:20 PM|| 2004-11-12 4:44:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Lets all sing...

20,000 gallons of beer on the road. 20,000 gallons of beer!
take one down and pass it around. 19,999 gallons of beer on the road!

. . .

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-11-12 7:18:26 PM|| 2004-11-12 7:18:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Now we'll show you how the Western world organizes a car swarm.

Posted by BH 2004-11-12 8:58:15 PM|| 2004-11-12 8:58:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 "From the land of sky blue waters....."

Posted by Weird al 2004-11-12 10:25:52 PM|| 2004-11-12 10:25:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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