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Gay Sheep Experiment Challenged By Tennis Champ
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Posted by Mike 2006-11-07 14:55|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Ewe...
Posted by tu3031 2006-11-07 15:12||   2006-11-07 15:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Okay, I found my boggle, lol.

Thx, Mike - great in-lines, lol.
Posted by .com 2006-11-07 15:24||   2006-11-07 15:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, it *is* about sheep eugenics. Farmers do NOT want homosexual rams, of which there is an unusually high incidence, because they want rams to breed. If they determine a ram is homosexual, they want to cull it, because it is just eating food that could be eaten by productive animals.

BTW, scientists have yet to determine if there is such a thing as a lesbian sheep, in that when a sheep wants to mate, it stands still. So two female sheep would just stand there eyeballing each other.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-11-07 15:29||   2006-11-07 15:29|| Front Page Top

#4 You'll continue to see the gay community oppose this kind of research. They don't want the phenomenon understand particularly well, as they fear that might lead to a "cure".

Sounds crazy, but it's going on right now in the deaf community.
Posted by Iblis">Iblis  2006-11-07 15:42||   2006-11-07 15:42|| Front Page Top

#5 There already is a cure among humans.

But, of course, you're not supposed to know that.
Posted by Korora">Korora  2006-11-07 16:07||   2006-11-07 16:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Yeah, but does it work with sheeps? There's at least an anxious and rightly p*ssed-off test ram who would like to know.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-07 16:55||   2006-11-07 16:55|| Front Page Top

#7 My dog mounts any other dog she can. It's a dominance thing (like prison I guess) not a sex thing.

I could be wrong, maybe she's bi and confused on how the whole thing works.
Posted by rjschwarz 2006-11-07 17:29||   2006-11-07 17:29|| Front Page Top

#8 So, um, you've got a Dyke doggy?
Posted by .com 2006-11-07 17:33||   2006-11-07 17:33|| Front Page Top

#9 Did you call her "Butch"?
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-07 17:44||   2006-11-07 17:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Am I the only one here disturbed that sheep are getting raped by other sheep? We need to set up some interspecial courts and juries to prosecute the rapists of the animal kingdom!

And don't get me started on the prosecutions we'll need against those murderous predatorial species, like wolves, bears, hawks, owls, etc.!

Whether it's "baa", "neigh", "squeak", or "arf", "no" means "no"!
Posted by Dar">Dar  2006-11-07 18:14||   2006-11-07 18:14|| Front Page Top

#11 Lol, Dar!
Posted by .com 2006-11-07 18:15||   2006-11-07 18:15|| Front Page Top

#12 wonder if Martina was ever intrigued by the term "ball girl" in her career
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-11-07 19:08||   2006-11-07 19:08|| Front Page Top

#13 Lol!
Posted by .com 2006-11-07 19:10||   2006-11-07 19:10|| Front Page Top

#14 OMG, Frank. That may be the funniest thing I've heard, ever! Definitely snark of the day material!
Posted by BA 2006-11-07 21:12||   2006-11-07 21:12|| Front Page Top

#15 I betcha Martina never got hit by any balls in the chin.
Posted by GORT 2006-11-07 21:13||   2006-11-07 21:13|| Front Page Top

#16 betcha Martina never got hit by any balls in the chin.

old joke - who was hit by more balls to the chin? Yogi Berra or Liberace?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-11-07 22:36||   2006-11-07 22:36|| Front Page Top

#17 With modest apologies to Disney!

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we pillage, we bugger, we rifle and loot
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we decorate and flame and don't give a hoot
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we maraude and embezzle and even hijack
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we kindle and char and flame and ignite
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We're devils and blacksheep and really bad eggs
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Yo ho, yo ho a homo's life for me
We're fisters and poofters and ne'er do well cats
Buck up me 'earties, yo ho
I think we're loved by our dads and dads.
Buck up me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho a homo's life for me
Posted by Mick Dundee 2006-11-07 22:39||   2006-11-07 22:39|| Front Page Top

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