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2019-10-26 Home Front: Politix
Hillary Clinton Likens Elijah Cummings To The Prophet Elijah At Late Congressman's Funeral
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-10-26 03:20|| || Front Page|| [7 views ]  Top

#1 Did she blame Cummings for her loss to Trump in 2016? That's what I'm here to read!
Posted by Raj 2019-10-26 05:58||   2019-10-26 05:58|| Front Page Top

#2 He was more like "the profit" Elijah.
Posted by Thomogum Omereng5658 2019-10-26 06:43||   2019-10-26 06:43|| Front Page Top

#3 ...Hilary! lecturing on Scripture makes me wonder why a Divine lightning bolt or twelve didn't come down from Heaven right then and there.



Unless, of course, He has something far more entertaining in mind.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2019-10-26 07:30||   2019-10-26 07:30|| Front Page Top

#4 Who can quote scripture, Mike?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-10-26 09:03||   2019-10-26 09:03|| Front Page Top

#5 He was a partisan hack that abused power for greed (see: "Wife"), corruption, and didn't do jack shit for his shithole district.

Pastor: All rise. "But it's not a shithole."
Congregation [mumbling]: But it's not a shithole.
Pastor: "But it's not a shithole."
Congregation [mumbling]: But it's not a shithole.
Pastor: "But it's not a shithole--have mercy on us
Congregation [mumbling]: But it's not a shithole--have mercy on us.
Pastor: Amen.
Congregation [with relief, forcefully]: Amen.
Posted by Lex 2019-10-26 09:10||   2019-10-26 09:10|| Front Page Top

#6 Which of Swillary's atheist communist advisors look up Elijah because she would burst into flames if she stepped into the same room as a Bible?
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-10-26 09:13||   2019-10-26 09:13|| Front Page Top

#7 Congregation: Grant us a piece.
Posted by Lex 2019-10-26 09:23||   2019-10-26 09:23|| Front Page Top

#8 G*d ain't laughing.
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-10-26 09:39||   2019-10-26 09:39|| Front Page Top

#9 M. Murcek, with Arkenside and all her attributes she's going to reside in the 7th circle or lower. Dante doesn't see a place for her with a bible or saints on call.
Posted by 3dc 2019-10-26 09:52||   2019-10-26 09:52|| Front Page Top

#10 Why, the devil can quote scripture g(r)om.
Posted by Warthog 2019-10-26 10:16||   2019-10-26 10:16|| Front Page Top

#11 There are black souls even Lucifer doesn't want. Imagine what G*d told him to do with them.
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-10-26 10:56||   2019-10-26 10:56|| Front Page Top

#12 He lies Ya?
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-10-26 11:19||   2019-10-26 11:19|| Front Page Top

#13 Understand Dante is digging a new basement level of hell for the Shrew in his book.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2019-10-26 13:27||   2019-10-26 13:27|| Front Page Top

#14 Hillary accidentally posts condolences for Tulsi Gabbards suicide one day early

Timing is everything. And just because it was reported in The Bee doesn't mean it won't happen.
Posted by SteveS 2019-10-26 13:40||   2019-10-26 13:40|| Front Page Top

#15 3 years ago today
Posted by Beavis 2019-10-26 13:56||   2019-10-26 13:56|| Front Page Top

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