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#1 Gratuitous Health Tips from Rantburg Univ. Medical Research Dept:
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: - diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: - prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue: - cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: - Alzheimer's
Posted by Besoeker 2019-10-23 08:27||