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2019-10-23 Economy
Health insurer Anthem profit beats, raises 2019 earnings forecast
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-10-23 07:34|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [185 views ]  Top

#1 Gratuitous Health Tips from Rantburg Univ. Medical Research Dept:

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather: - diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: - prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue: - cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: - Alzheimer's
Posted by Besoeker 2019-10-23 08:27||   2019-10-23 08:27|| Front Page Top

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