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Pierre Delecto: Mitt Romney reveals his porn star name

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Posted by Frank G 2019-10-22 01:03|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 And now we return to another episode of WHAT'S MY PERV?
[ applause ]
If you recall, our last guest, Mr Carlos Danger from New York, New York, had a hankering for nymphettes, as Professor Humbert called them.
Now see if you can guess the secret desire of our next guess, from Rancho Santa Fe, California, please welcome Pierre Delecto!
[ applause ]
Now Pierre, here's the first question from our studio audience. ...

Posted by Lex 2019-10-22 01:40|| 2019-10-22 01:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Mr Delecto, our audience wants to know: Are you progressive?
PD: [ grins slyly ] Not... exactly.
Transgressive?
PD: Yep. Haha, you got me there! Trans, uh greasiness. Yessir. That's it.
Do your transgressions involve members of the opposite party?
PD: [ frowns ] No, not at all.
So these are fellow travelers of yours?
PD: Yes, actually. [ nods ] We're not open about it but we're members of the same... movement, you could say.
Girls?
PD: No, women. Men too.
[ audience gasps, whoops ]
Liaisons at hotels?
PD: No never. [ winks ] Not even at a Marriott! No contact at all.
Hmmm... Our studio audience would know if you prefer to watch.
PD: wellllll ...I like to be "in the arena," as a dear friend of mine used to say about us.
Ah-- you do like to watch!
PD: That would be correct, yes. Yessir.
Giving orders?
PD: Oh no! Quite the contrary!
[ RED LIGHTS FLASH, MUSIC SOUNDS "Play That Funky Music, Whi' Boy" ]
TAKING orders! We have a winner!

UNIPARTY CUCK-SERVANT!

Jennifer Rubin, come on down! Give it up for Jen! She pegged Pierre [ wink! nudge! ] in less than 45 seconds!

Posted by Lex 2019-10-22 01:52|| 2019-10-22 01:52|| Front Page Top

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