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2020-10-17 -PC Follies

Amazon's New Lord Of The Rings Series To Include Bisexual Transgender Elf In Wheelchair

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Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-10-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 They'll still kickbox though, right?

Posted by Helmuth, Speaking for Clunk3654 2020-10-17 01:18|| 2020-10-17 01:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Haven't see a LOTR based movie yet that wasn't garbage.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-10-17 03:55|| 2020-10-17 03:55|| Front Page Top

#3 C'mon. You expect that kind of thing from elves, doncha?

Posted by Mercutio 2020-10-17 08:46|| 2020-10-17 08:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Cant beat the books.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2020-10-17 10:11|| 2020-10-17 10:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Said Elf will have a child with a Dwarf, ushering in Hobbits and therefore saving the world.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-10-17 11:27|| 2020-10-17 11:27|| Front Page Top

#6 McSweeney; Internet Tendency back in 2002 had an article that concluded that the War of the Ring was actually caused by a cabal of Hobbitt pipeweeed merchants:
UNUSED AUDIO COMMENTARY BY HOWARD ZINN AND NOAM CHOMSKY, RECORDED SUMMER 2002 FOR THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (PLATINUM SERIES EXTENDED EDITION) DVD, PART ONE
by TOM BISSELL and JEFF ALEXANDER -- Parody Segment One of Four

Posted by magpie 2020-10-17 12:41|| 2020-10-17 12:41|| Front Page Top

#7 And the ring isn't sized to be worn on your finger but your...

Posted by CrazyFool 2020-10-17 13:04|| 2020-10-17 13:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Elves are already bisexual, they just don't ask and don't tell.

Posted by rjschwarz 2020-10-17 20:12|| 2020-10-17 20:12|| Front Page Top

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