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2021-10-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Teens charged with mass kangaroo killings in Australia

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Posted by Fred 2021-10-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 It'll be a specially-convened kangaroo court.

Nice

Posted by Frank G 2021-10-13 06:50|| 2021-10-13 06:50|| Front Page Top

#2 This has left an indelible mark
For sure. On those kids killed by these kids (no kidding)

Posted by Patriot 2021-10-13 06:54|| 2021-10-13 06:54|| Front Page Top

#3 i have heard that kangaroos are giant asshoes but exterminating them i think is a different matter

Posted by Retard Strength 2021-10-13 06:58|| 2021-10-13 06:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Prepared correctly, it's very tasty. I'd recommend sticky date pudding for desert.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-10-13 07:43|| 2021-10-13 07:43|| Front Page Top

#5 Wiki - The Australian government estimates that 42.8 million kangaroos lived within the commercial harvest areas of Australia in 2019, down from 53.2 million in 2013...
Wild kangaroos are shot for meat, leather hides, and to protect grazing land. Kangaroo meat has perceived health benefits for human consumption compared with traditional meats due to the low level of fat on kangaroos.

Posted by Procopius2k 2021-10-13 10:25|| 2021-10-13 10:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Grew up eating kangaroo burgers. Always on the lookout for more.

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-10-13 10:28|| 2021-10-13 10:28|| Front Page Top

#7 COLIN THE ABORIGINE

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.

He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell...

Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.

Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks... I don't want it,' answered Colin. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again, Colin said "No."

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?

Colin said, 'I want the bastard who pushed me in.'

Posted by Besoeker 2021-10-13 10:41|| 2021-10-13 10:41|| Front Page Top

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