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2021-10-13 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Here's Your Bi-Weekly 'Cow Farts Cause Climate Change' Column

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Posted by Raj 2021-10-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 scientists are feeding cows seaweed

Duckweed

Posted by Skidmark 2021-10-13 08:15|| 2021-10-13 08:15|| Front Page Top

#2 ASSociate Professor Andre Brito (from Northern Brazil) said.

"We observed a reduction in methane up to 20%,...”

☺ Now imagine the person listing on their resume that they were a Cow Fart Observer. ☺

BTW: He used a USDA, Department of Agriculture 2020 - 2024 taxpayer funded grant to conduct the research.

Posted by NN2N1 2021-10-13 08:23|| 2021-10-13 08:23|| Front Page Top

#3 The tens of thousands of buffalo that once roamed the American prairie must be held responsible for global warming.

Posted by Bertie Crains2651 2021-10-13 08:44|| 2021-10-13 08:44|| Front Page Top

#4 "Methane is reduced but the mercury levels in your steaks are soaring"

Posted by Frank G 2021-10-13 08:50|| 2021-10-13 08:50|| Front Page Top

#5 A great opportunity for a gov’t grant: teaching cows to swim so they can free-range in order to eat….

Posted by USN, Ret. 2021-10-13 08:58|| 2021-10-13 08:58|| Front Page Top

#6 Why does my steak smell like bad Tuna?

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-10-13 09:16|| 2021-10-13 09:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Someone needed to write up how to grow duckweed? My aquarium can produce a pound of it a week.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2021-10-13 22:44|| 2021-10-13 22:44|| Front Page Top

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