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2003-10-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Yet Another Criminal Mastermind Apprehended

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Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-10 11:16:25 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Counsin Ray!

Posted by Shipman 2003-10-10 11:40:45 AM|| 2003-10-10 11:40:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 ``Heâs a bank robber. I didnât say he was brilliant.ââ

-A very tactful understatement by the constable.

Posted by Jarhead 2003-10-10 12:13:14 PM|| 2003-10-10 12:13:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 When will Florida enact beer can control laws!

Posted by tu3031 2003-10-10 1:56:36 PM|| 2003-10-10 1:56:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Not till you pry the cold pop top from my bloody fingers.

Posted by Shipman 2003-10-10 6:56:20 PM|| 2003-10-10 6:56:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 He cetainly could have five-fingered some deoderant and mouthwash when he purchased the tall boy.

Come to think of it, he could have gotten $100 out of the gas-station register and saved the wlk to the bank. I'm sure he could have saved a brown bag from yesterday's beer run.

Maybe the food is better in Federal Prison and he didn't want to risk Thursday night beef-a-roni at the county jug.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-10 7:26:01 PM|| 2003-10-10 7:26:01 PM|| Front Page Top

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