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2019-10-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida man accused of enticing alligator to bite him, pouring beer in its mouth
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Posted by Fred 2019-10-09 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [182 views ]  Top

#1 As long as the alligator reached home safely, what's the hassle ? Maybe his wife called the Fishy Wild Commission to complain.

"Mmmff... this yokel done gone got drunk agin, ayuh ! Why kin't you reign in thet Florida Man o' yours ? Keep 'im away from my Paulie ?!"
Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-09 09:59||   2019-10-09 09:59|| Front Page Top

#2 If the beer was Bud, I don't blame the alligator for biting.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-10-09 10:01||   2019-10-09 10:01|| Front Page Top

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