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2003-10-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Yukon mothers latch on to breast-feeding title

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Posted by Superhose 2003-10-07 11:08:02 AM|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "I've got nipples - could you milk me, Fokker?"

Posted by Frank G 2003-10-7 11:11:59 AM|| 2003-10-7 11:11:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Time for your medication, Frank! :-)

Posted by Dar 2003-10-7 11:36:42 AM|| 2003-10-7 11:36:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Ahhhh,Mamma's milk.
How sweet it is.

Posted by Raptor 2003-10-7 11:38:18 AM|| 2003-10-7 11:38:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 This story is UTTER nonsense!

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-10-7 12:26:06 PM|| 2003-10-7 12:26:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Were the men allowed to watch, or just sold video tapes after?

Posted by Charles 2003-10-7 1:25:41 PM|| 2003-10-7 1:25:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Cyber Sarge---You ain't seen notin' yet!

Yukon Women

It's a dusty, dirty town to be living in
It's a dirty, driving, dusty wind that blows
It's a dirty, lousy shame this place ain't got no name
It ain't heaven, it ain't hell, but ain't it home.

I ain't seen any green since last November
Ain't tooken off my boots since last July
I ain't been messin' up my mind more than half the time
But honey, don't you bet I didn't try.

'Cause I'm one of those
Rough, loose, raw and rugged, Yukon women are we
We wear plaid jackets and we build our own cabins
And we all vote NDP--independently.

Yeah, we're in top condition and we go on long hikes
And we aren't afraid of bears
We wear woolly socks, woolly shirts, woolly woollies
'Til it gets kinda itchy under there
And we go in the sauna with no clothes on
And if the boys look we don't care
We've got liberated views on who's lovin' whose And we don't shave our armpit hair.

Yeah, we're rough, loose, raw and rugged Yukon women are we
We wear plaid jackets and we build our own cabins
And we all drink rosehip tea--independently.
Yeah, we're rough, loose, raw and rugged Yukon women are we!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-7 1:29:35 PM|| 2003-10-7 1:29:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Got a source for this?

Posted by Fred 2003-10-7 3:11:27 PM|| 2003-10-7 3:11:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Here is the source. I heard this one in Juneau. Ah the ~~mammaries~~ er memories! The song about Lady Franklin is also a great one. The best version was sung by Irish fiddler Kevin Burke. Even flew my plane around the area where Franklin wintered and died. Back to the Yukon. It is a great place. Still alot of gold mining going on. Dawson is a great place to visit. Also Whitehorse.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-7 3:40:12 PM|| 2003-10-7 3:40:12 PM|| Front Page Top

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