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2004-10-03 Terror Networks

13 ways to identify yourself as the Muslim fundamentalist

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Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-10-03 12:48:56 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Is this something like you might be a redneck (fundamentalist) if...

Posted by John 2004-10-03 4:54:49 PM|| 2004-10-03 4:54:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 John - good idea. We could write a whole routine for a comic.

With a death wish.

Let's go for it. :-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-10-03 7:26:04 PM|| 2004-10-03 7:26:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Is this something like you might be a redneck (fundamentalist) if...

If your mother-in-law's burqa was bought at the Ringling Brothers' garage sale, you may be a backwater Islamist.

If the welcome basket for your new Jewish neighbors contains chocolate covered gelignite, you may be a backwater Islamist.

If the multiple choice portion of your class final includes the question, "Paper or Plastique?", you may be a backwater Islamist.

If getting bombed does not involve overconsumption of any alcoholic beverages, you may be a backwater Islamist.

Posted by Zenster 2004-10-03 9:29:57 PM|| 2004-10-03 9:29:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 You might be a jihadist if 14 people are killed at a wedding by gunfire in the air.

Say might explain all those civilain casualties that Al-Jizem writes about all the time.

Posted by John 2004-10-03 10:07:22 PM|| 2004-10-03 10:07:22 PM|| Front Page Top

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