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2004-10-23 Southeast Asia
Islamic militants attack Indonesian café over beer
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Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-10-23 12:26:14 AM|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Sounds like France, same time next year.
Posted by Dave 2004-10-23 12:33:07 AM||   2004-10-23 12:33:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 During daylight hours? Then this makes perfect sense - to a Mooselimb. Sheesh. Is Indo a buncha amateurs at this IslamoRamaDamaDingDong stuff?

For your non-Mooslimbs and "bad" Mooselimbs, what you're supposed to do during daylight hours is:

1) Let people in the back door. Using the front door is like rubbing their noses in it. We're eating and drinking. You're a dumbass Mooselimb and you're starving. Tough shit, right? No, wrong. That's like a bad move, K? When the mutawa get on the case, not even the local cops will say diddley-squat. So be cool.

2) Avoid cooking shit that they can smell 5 blocks away, like barbeque over hickory or mesquite and choice beef slathered with secret sauces that make Mooselimb mouths water. I know it's a joy beyond words, but it's really hard on the guys fasting til sunset. Pisses 'em off. Seriously.

3) Draw all the curtains and seat people at interior tables so the pitiful Mooselimbs languishing on the sidewalk outside can't see all that ice cold beer and hear the laughter and clinking of cutlery as you dine on fine foods while they starve and blame the Jooos for their discomfort.

4) When your non-Mooselimb customers have sated themselves and paid the bill, adding a nice tip for the privilege of fucking Ramadam's rules, they should discreetly exit by the back door in ones and twos - and avoid coming around the corner and issuing large belches which, again, piss off the Mooselimbs - hell, during the daylight hours of Ramafuckingdan what doesn't piss off the Mooselimbs?

5) And remember, the Ramafuckingdan restrictions are: no eating, drinking, smoking, or public fornication during daylight hours. So put out your stogies and dismount before going back out in public.

There, that oughtta keep our Indo friends from such silly mistakes during the remainder of Ramafuckingdan. Rookies.
Posted by .com 2004-10-23 1:08:26 AM||   2004-10-23 1:08:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....beeeeeer....
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-10-23 2:42:41 AM||   2004-10-23 2:42:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 We are doing this for the future of the country’s youth

Oh, it's being done For The Children(tm). That's okay, then.
Posted by Pappy 2004-10-23 3:16:59 AM||   2004-10-23 3:16:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I think we need to subvert the "children" with computers, anime and porn.
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom  2004-10-23 3:41:03 AM|| [http://www.slhess.com]  2004-10-23 3:41:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Repeat after me: Islam is the Religion of Peace and Tolerance.
Posted by ed 2004-10-23 8:18:46 AM||   2004-10-23 8:18:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Damn fine rant .com,but couldn't all that be condensed into one word,dhimitude.
Posted by raptor 2004-10-23 9:06:43 AM||   2004-10-23 9:06:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Which Paris cafes will be closed this month for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
Posted by ed 2004-10-23 9:12:02 AM||   2004-10-23 9:12:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 raptor - In a word, yes, but I thought it might be interesting to those who've not experienced the joys of Ramadan in a country under the thumb of Official Islam to see what we actually DID do. What I posted above is common sense and true in practice. Most restaurants are closed during Ramadan. Everyone "knows" who's open and is quickly taught the rules of the game.

Lemme tell you, when you're sitting in your car in the parking lot, sneaking a smoke and a cup o' joe from your Thermos, and you look around and see smoke rising from the slightly-opened windows of 3 or 4 other cars scattered around the lot, and then you see some asshat muttawa roaming the parking lot looking for you and all the smoke stops cuz the windows go up, it stops being funny and gives you just the slightest hint of what "police state" means. Definitely un-funny. Fuck Ramadan.
Posted by .com 2004-10-23 9:52:57 AM||   2004-10-23 9:52:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Point taken.
Posted by raptor 2004-10-23 11:05:09 AM||   2004-10-23 11:05:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Sorry if I sound melodramatic, bro - it's just that it's all true and it was a bitch of a month to get through. I survived 5 of the mofo's - and they sucked like an F5. I could even say they're seared, seared! -- nah, I won't go there, heh. Plz forgive my lack of humor on this topic!
Posted by .com 2004-10-23 11:11:00 AM||   2004-10-23 11:11:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 No apollogy needed.
Posted by raptor 2004-10-23 11:45:23 AM||   2004-10-23 11:45:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 almost made ya SEETHE, huh, PD?
Posted by Frank G  2004-10-23 11:53:09 AM||   2004-10-23 11:53:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Damn fine rant .com,but couldn't all that be condensed into one word,dhimitude.

Sure, but then where is the poetry? Part of well reasoned discourse is the beauty of the words themselves. And that *was* nice!
Posted by SteveS 2004-10-23 11:56:05 AM||   2004-10-23 11:56:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 Lol! Hmmmm. I dunno, am I doing it right? I always thought seething was more of a feeling thingy than a factual thingy. Y'know, reality isn't just a set of conditions I have to deal with (facts), it's how I feel about, um, y'know, like uh, everything. Heh. Those things I posted were actual facts, so I think I'm still doing it wrong, I bet. I've always been wedded to facts (So that was the problem!) - so I'm afraid I'll prolly need seething training.
Posted by .com 2004-10-23 11:59:28 AM||   2004-10-23 11:59:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 Anyone doubting the barbarity of modern Islam need look no farther than the proscribing of alchohol by Islamic law.
Posted by badanov  2004-10-23 12:00:31 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org]  2004-10-23 12:00:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 "Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all mankind's problems."

- Homer Simpson -

Does anyone else get the feeling that Muslims are born with their panties in a wad? However poor in form it is to generalize, I'm getting absolutely f&%king sick of how just about anything remotely related to pleasurable human existence is a dire offense to all Islam.

The only way they'll get a bottle of beer out of my hand is when I shove the empty up their whiny ass. And you can be confident that I'll make sure to be drinking out of a 40 ouncer when it happens.
Posted by Zenster 2004-10-23 1:14:52 PM||   2004-10-23 1:14:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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