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2004-10-12 Iraq-Jordan
U.S. Aircraft Destroys Fallujah Restaurant
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Posted by Fred 2004-10-12 10:20:42 PM|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "Would you like fries with…" BOOM!
Heheheheh
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom  2004-10-12 2:27:44 AM|| [http://www.slhess.com]  2004-10-12 2:27:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Zarqawi is avoiding schools for his meetings, due to the 'kiddies' ratting his men out, during the 'candy give aways' by the Coalition! That leaves only mosques, private homes and restaurants for the skullduggery!
Posted by smn 2004-10-12 5:28:41 AM||   2004-10-12 5:28:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Do terrorists have a favourite type of restaurant? Sorta like the Mafia prefer to eat Italian? This information would prevent us from unnecessarily shooting up too many kosher delis.
Posted by trailing wife 2004-10-12 6:43:30 AM||   2004-10-12 6:43:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#4  Do terrorists have a favourite type of restaurant?
Mabe it was Alice's Restaurant! After all, you can get anything you want...
Posted by N Guard 2004-10-12 6:57:39 AM||   2004-10-12 6:57:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#5  Do terrorists have a favourite type of restaurant?
Mabe it was Alice's Restaurant! After all, you can get anything you want...
Posted by N Guard 2004-10-12 6:58:06 AM||   2004-10-12 6:58:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Sorry about the double comment there.


Sorry about the double comment there.


Hey, there's an echo in here!



Hey, there's an echo in here!
Posted by N Guard 2004-10-12 7:01:24 AM||   2004-10-12 7:01:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Why would a restaurant require night-guards? I thought the strict religious regime now observed in Fallujah should dissuade the populace from petty thieving? Mmmm... more secondary explosions, could've been a wedding nearby?
Posted by Howard UK 2004-10-12 7:34:49 AM||   2004-10-12 7:34:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Why would a restaurant require night-guards? I thought the strict religious regime now observed in Fallujah should dissuade the populace from petty thieving? Mmmm... more secondary explosions, could've been a wedding nearby?
Posted by: Howard UK

Now, now Howard .. . that was just the supply of extra hot sauce they stored for special occasions . . . like passing American convoys . . .
Posted by Jame Retief  2004-10-12 7:43:41 AM||   2004-10-12 7:43:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 WTF - we bomb a terrorist meeying place when it is empty and closed????

Where's the fun in that?

I can think of a much more productive approach toward bombing terrorist hang-outs - like when they're chock-a-block full of jihadis and their spawn.

In the immortal words of Bernard Goetz: "Hey, you don't look so bad - here, have another .........(blam)"
Posted by Lone Ranger 2004-10-12 8:40:06 AM||   2004-10-12 8:40:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 I don't need to click the link to know that:

1. That really is the headline, instead of "US Bombs Zarqawi Weapons Stash".
2. WTOP wrote it

Am I right? ....why...yes indeed, I am.
Posted by 2b 2004-10-12 8:53:08 AM||   2004-10-12 8:53:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 "Mahmoud, wheres that other jar of olive oil?"
"Its right here behind the land mines and artillery shells, chef"

Secondary explosions indeed.
Posted by Liberalhawk 2004-10-12 9:11:54 AM||   2004-10-12 9:11:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 "...secondary explosions were reported..."
It's the Haj Hussein version of a "baker's dozen".
Posted by Tom 2004-10-12 9:23:58 AM||   2004-10-12 9:23:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#13  WTF - we bomb a terrorist meeying place when it is empty and closed???? Where's the fun in that? I can think of a much more productive approach toward bombing terrorist hang-outs - like when they're chock-a-block full of jihadis and their spawn

Unlikely the mooks meet during noontime lunch or happy hour. Two night guards were probably lookouts for the late-night-turban dinner party. Hope they died slowly
Posted by Frank G  2004-10-12 9:54:12 AM||   2004-10-12 9:54:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 I do not think that they died slowly, Frank. These guys were parted out by the JDAM or the secondaries into hors d'ovres for tomorrow's lunch.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-10-12 10:06:09 AM||   2004-10-12 10:06:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 Mahmoud's Deli, where the lunchtime special... is DEATH!
Posted by BH 2004-10-12 10:52:15 AM||   2004-10-12 10:52:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 All deli meats fresh off the foot hoof.
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-10-12 10:58:16 AM||   2004-10-12 10:58:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 As he was "traveling" to meet his virgins, one terrorist, who was a customer at the restaurant complained:

"Blasted infidel dogs! I wanted to order the goat kabobs, not become goat kabobs! ... Oh, I here? Which one of you girls can do me a batch of goat kabobs with tzatziki sauce?"
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-12 11:17:51 AM||   2004-10-12 11:17:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 Achmed.... I want my falafel balls fried extra crispy
Posted by dennisw 2004-10-12 12:18:43 PM||   2004-10-12 12:18:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 and the secondary explosions tell it all.
Posted by .conman 2004-10-12 3:56:11 PM||   2004-10-12 3:56:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 You deserve a shake today.
Posted by Shipman 2004-10-12 5:51:48 PM||   2004-10-12 5:51:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 "Well okay... but you're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company for this."
Posted by eLarson 2004-10-12 6:42:33 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2004-10-12 6:42:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 Customer: I'll have today's special - the "JDAM Surprise".
Posted by A Jackson 2004-10-12 7:49:29 PM||   2004-10-12 7:49:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Man, that's the ultimate take-out!

*ducks* :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-10-12 9:59:11 PM||   2004-10-12 9:59:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 Was it a Holy restaurant? Maybe Mohammed in his night travels had a cup of tea there.
Posted by Anonymous4724 2004-10-12 10:32:52 PM||   2004-10-12 10:32:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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