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2006-10-04 Europe

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Posted by Alaska Paul 2006-10-04 13:44|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Attention, attention, citizens; a dangerous madman is on the loose. Whatever you do, don't come near him with a naked flame."

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-04 14:10|| 2006-10-04 14:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Meanwhile, the Flatulent Fugitive Squad is on the case...

Sure is quiet out there, sarge.
Yeah, too... Oh, man! What the hell was that! Wooo! Somebody light a match! Jeeeeesuz... Must...call...for...backup...

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-04 14:11|| 2006-10-04 14:11|| Front Page Top

#3 How do you say "Beano" in Polsky?

Posted by Besoeker 2006-10-04 14:13|| 2006-10-04 14:13|| Front Page Top

#4 "Pull my ~~voting lever~~ finger"

Posted by Frank G 2006-10-04 15:05|| 2006-10-04 15:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Police manhunt on for farting dissident

maybe he was just ululating?

Posted by RD stringer for al-Reuters 2006-10-04 16:33|| 2006-10-04 16:33|| Front Page Top

#6 was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state"

They'd have to lock up a huge chunk of our country if we had such a law - even without any flatulence.

WWMMD? [What Would Mr. Methane Do?]

Posted by xbalanke 2006-10-04 16:39|| 2006-10-04 16:39|| Front Page Top

#7 "He complained that . . . the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship."

Funny, being arrested for disrespectful farting kind of proves his point.

Posted by exJAG 2006-10-04 17:32|| 2006-10-04 17:32|| Front Page Top

#8 A born American

Posted by Shipman 2006-10-04 18:38|| 2006-10-04 18:38|| Front Page Top

#9 "Without that breath, one would meet death." -- Translation of an old Polish proverb.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2006-10-04 23:55|| 2006-10-04 23:55|| Front Page Top

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