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2006-10-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

S.F. strip club's hefty lady show sparks tempest

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Posted by Fred 2006-10-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 SF New Beauty Credo

Beauty can now be pressed from the eye of the beholder.

1) everyone must diversify their fantasies.
2) fantasies not a free thingy anymore.
3) everyone must posses a licence to fantasize.
4) random testing for proper lust inclusiveness.
5) fees licences and tests must be submitted 10 days before each actual fantasy.

this is in your best interest btw it will save the planet from global warming.

Posted by SF Board of Supervisors 2006-10-04 00:47|| 2006-10-04 00:47|| Front Page Top

#2 While deployed in the early 90's we used to get news through message traffic because there was no internet. I remember reading a message that was summary of news acticals that included one story about a public official that tried to write up a California strip club for a violation of the Disabilities Act because the stage shower used in "shower dancing" couldn't accomodate a quadrapalegic stripper. I saved the UNCLAS message and will cherish it always. I think I laughed for about a week.

Posted by Super Hose 2006-10-04 01:16|| 2006-10-04 01:16|| Front Page Top

#3 While deployed in the early 90's we used to get news through message traffic because there was no internet. I remember reading a message that was summary of news acticals that included one story about a public official that tried to write up a California strip club for a violation of the Disabilities Act because the stage shower used in "shower dancing" couldn't accomodate a quadrapalegic stripper. I saved the UNCLAS message and will cherish it always. I think I laughed for about a week.

LOL! priceless!

Super Hose I'll be lookin forward to your reports on the Baghdad by the bay and area!!

Posted by RD 2006-10-04 01:28|| 2006-10-04 01:28|| Front Page Top

#4 On the other end of the social spectrum:
Nude dancing ruling stands

Posted by .com 2006-10-04 05:09|| 2006-10-04 05:09|| Front Page Top

#5 .com, I am not a frequenter of those type of establishments but it seems like rather than appeal, it might be more useful to buy a yard of transparant material.

Posted by Super Hose 2006-10-04 09:13|| 2006-10-04 09:13|| Front Page Top

#6 They fired the guy working the counter -- either collecting admission or working the bar -- for recording customer complaints?

How freaking stupid is that?

Oh, wait, there's the answer: "employee-owned, employee-run, fully unionized". Geez.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2006-10-04 22:22|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-10-04 22:22|| Front Page Top

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