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2013-09-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man has his penis amputated after deliberately overdosing on Viagra

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Posted by Fred 2013-09-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Impressed yet?

Posted by Snosh Flomomp6315 2013-09-25 00:27|| 2013-09-25 00:27|| Front Page Top

#2 noted that the man's penis was inflamed and fractured.

Bad Doctors, there are no bones in a penis, no bones, no fractures.

Dogs have bones, so unless his mother was weird he didn't either.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-09-25 01:24|| 2013-09-25 01:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Hey, He did the Bruce, he died hard.

Posted by Dale 2013-09-25 03:05|| 2013-09-25 03:05|| Front Page Top

#4 Are we to assume a photo of the Hildebeast was not available ?

Posted by Besoeker 2013-09-25 03:07|| 2013-09-25 03:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Gigante?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2013-09-25 08:44|| 2013-09-25 08:44|| Front Page Top

#6 ....Columbian version of "Hold my beer and watch this"...? Note they didn't provide an age of the girlfriend....

Posted by Uncle Phester 2013-09-25 13:23|| 2013-09-25 13:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Stiff lesson.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2013-09-25 14:21|| 2013-09-25 14:21|| Front Page Top

#8 The 25-year-old Yemeni man

Maybe he wasn't into wives, IYKWIM.

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-09-25 18:21|| 2013-09-25 18:21|| Front Page Top

#9 The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, moves on:

pene pene tener chupar sin

Well "La Nacion" tells us of un hombre duro
Who may have been just a poco inseguro
He bought some pills and he took 'em all
Said his "Torre de Babel" would never fall

He somehow procured a female friend
He bragged his "Torre" was the living end
Let's just assume he impressed his date
But for Senor Torre it was getting late

Chorus:
For it was great, his endurance was not wanting
His Chiquita seemed like it would always stand
But though his staying power was most daunting
His tower was built upon the sand

Well, he scr-wed all day before he fell asleep
Woke up, had a wank, and made a midnight creep
He was lo mas macho, he bonked and bonked,
But on the third day the bonking stopped

For under the surface of his magic wand,
The unleaning tower that he loved so fond,
Clots were forming and began to write:
The future of his tower didn't read so bright

Chorus:
It was okay, though he felt a bit uneasy
His pinga was a pilar, did it stand!
He was drunk and he felt a little queasy
Then his thing began to hurt to beat the band

Well, no one around knew what to do
His turgid tower turned "V_agra blue"
Baltasar tried but couldn't find
A man who could give him peace of mind

He finally showed it to the doc in Gigante
Who saw the escritura on the wall en sangre,
Referred him to Neiva, then shook his head,
"Ay Chihuahua, that chingon is dead"

Chorus:
My friend, you're weighed in the balance and found wanting
Your deseo shall never fill your hand
Smaller men than you will long be taunting:
"Gigante" you'll be called throughout the land

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-09-25 21:22|| 2013-09-25 21:22|| Front Page Top

#10 A penis can be fractured. It is a different type of fracture but one none the less.

Posted by One Eyed B. Hayes7065 2013-09-25 22:36|| 2013-09-25 22:36|| Front Page Top

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