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2003-09-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Trouser Snake Smuggler
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Posted by Steve 2003-09-24 12:58:36 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Laugh all you want. Think of a Cobra and a turban in an airliner..... That's a better weapon than the dreaded boot dobie.
Posted by Shipman 2003-9-24 1:13:33 PM||   2003-9-24 1:13:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Just pack them in a crate like the guy that shipped himself to Texas.
Posted by Super Hose  2003-9-24 3:31:04 PM||   2003-9-24 3:31:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Is that a snake..."

Ya ever see those stupid Viagra ads where the guy walks into the office or party and everybody's asking him stupid questions like:
"Hey, Bob, new haircut?"
"Hey, Bob, did you lose weight?"
etc.

How come they don't come out and ask him the real question in that situation:
"Hey, Bob, what's with the 2x4 in your pants?"
Posted by Dar  2003-9-24 4:14:36 PM||   2003-9-24 4:14:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Thanks a lot, Dar. That's another keyboard I have to replace.
Posted by Steve  2003-9-24 4:29:27 PM||   2003-9-24 4:29:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Excellent! My work here is done... :-)
Posted by Dar  2003-9-24 5:23:46 PM|| [http://users.stargate.net/~dsteckel/]  2003-9-24 5:23:46 PM|| Front Page Top

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