Archived material Access restricted Article
Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Fri 09/06/2019 View Thu 09/05/2019 View Wed 09/04/2019 View Tue 09/03/2019 View Mon 09/02/2019 View Sun 09/01/2019 View Sat 08/31/2019
1
2019-09-06 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Besoeker 2019-09-06 07:56|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 Sounds like a job for planned parenthood.
Posted by Dale 2019-09-06 08:08||   2019-09-06 08:08|| Front Page Top

#2 Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny. A cannibal was having digestive problems after eating someone. The witch doctor asked him to describe how he cooked him. The sick cannibal said, "I cut him up, put him in a pot of water with vegetables, herbs, spices, salt, and pepper". The witch doctor then asked him to describe the man. He said, "he was bald on top, wearing a robe down to his ankles with a nelt tied around the middle and sandals". The witch doctor said, "There's your problem. You ate a Friar instead of a boiler".
Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-09-06 08:31||   2019-09-06 08:31|| Front Page Top

#3 to your room, Deacon
Posted by Frank G 2019-09-06 09:09||   2019-09-06 09:09|| Front Page Top

#4 Soylet Green is people
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-09-06 10:12||   2019-09-06 10:12|| Front Page Top

#5 You first!
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-09-06 10:16||   2019-09-06 10:16|| Front Page Top

#6 IowaHawk tweet on this topic
Posted by 3dc 2019-09-06 10:34||   2019-09-06 10:34|| Front Page Top

#7 Was sure this was the Bee.
Posted by Iblis 2019-09-06 10:53||   2019-09-06 10:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Not the Babylon Bee? Fooled again...
Posted by magpie 2019-09-06 11:05||   2019-09-06 11:05|| Front Page Top

#9 Grandma...she's whats for dinner!
Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-09-06 11:13||   2019-09-06 11:13|| Front Page Top

#10 
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-09-06 15:06||   2019-09-06 15:06|| Front Page Top

#11 Not Bee? Wasn't sure.
Posted by Lex 2019-09-06 17:02||   2019-09-06 17:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Why eat people who die by themselves ? They'd be old or diseased. Besides they'd already have added the majority of their share of carbon to the profile.

😈 I say, eat young, unemployed people !

'The tragedy is not to die, but to be wasted.' - Hannibal Lecter
Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-06 17:22||   2019-09-06 17:22|| Front Page Top

#13 "Modernity's comfortable idle
Are tender, well-marbled, and vital,
Say Swedish chefs hired
To serve them, inspired
By this cookbook!" [You're Fired! is its title]
Posted by Slenter Sinatra4266 2019-09-06 18:31||   2019-09-06 18:31|| Front Page Top

#14 Jonathan Swift lives.
Posted by Lex 2019-09-06 18:41||   2019-09-06 18:41|| Front Page Top

#15 Are there any cute young Swedish blonde girls Left?
Posted by Groth Hupans2047 2019-09-06 19:30||   2019-09-06 19:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Where's Swift? Tin Can Alley, a phantom,
A man, baby! Cherchez le panem.
Ad Canam, a stork,
Out of work, squawks, "Short pork!
Sure it's kosher... for stylish kohanim."

Accusative and dative... why do they hate me?
Posted by Slenter Sinatra4266 2019-09-06 19:59||   2019-09-06 19:59|| Front Page Top

#17 "How to Serve Man"
Posted by Mercutio 2019-09-06 21:07||   2019-09-06 21:07|| Front Page Top

#18 Wonder what PETA's take on this is......
Posted by Mercutio 2019-09-06 21:08||   2019-09-06 21:08|| Front Page Top

#19 Surströmming comes close enough
Posted by European Conservative 2019-09-06 22:13||   2019-09-06 22:13|| Front Page Top

23:29 Dale
22:18 ruprecht
22:17 Jiggs Whineling8019
22:15 gorb
22:13 European Conservative
22:10 Jiggs Whineling8019
21:46 European Conservative
21:32 Zhang Fei
21:17 Slenter Sinatra4266
21:12 European Conservative
21:08 Mercutio
21:07 Mercutio
21:06 Procopius2k
20:51 jpal
20:32 Zhang Fei
20:28 The peanut gallery
20:07 Procopius2k
20:07 Zhang Fei
19:59 Slenter Sinatra4266
19:46 Fat Bob Javish1936
19:38 European Conservative
19:30 Groth Hupans2047
19:28 Zhang Fei
19:24 Zhang Fei









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com