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2018-09-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy,' affidavit says
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Posted by Fred 2018-09-02 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [272 views ]  Top

#1 This should be entertaining when it gets to court. Stay tuned, viewers.
Posted by ed in texas 2018-09-02 09:13||   2018-09-02 09:13|| Front Page Top

#2 To give a wet silly the finger must first be wet, typically by covering it in spit.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2018-09-02 10:56||   2018-09-02 10:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Typically. Oooookay.
Posted by Elmereck Dingle1434 2018-09-02 22:59||   2018-09-02 22:59|| Front Page Top

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