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2004-09-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Drunken Hollyweirdo Arrested for Lobster Liberation
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-09-17 9:39:56 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I am soo inspired by Furlong's brave and selfless act of liberation that tonight I am gonna celebrate by having some lobster bisque and seafood salad.

Thanks for reminding me, Ed!
Posted by badanov  2004-09-17 9:51:46 AM|| [http://www.rkka.org]  2004-09-17 9:51:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 It's what, 600 miles, to the nearest ocean? I wonder what Furlong thought the critters would do once they were loose? It doesn't matter to him, they would have been "free"----free lunch for the stray cats of the community that is.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-09-17 9:52:26 AM||   2004-09-17 9:52:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Did he try to release them in the woods so they could be dinner with their animal friends?
On a personal note... who's Edward Furlong?
Posted by tu3031 2004-09-17 9:56:07 AM||   2004-09-17 9:56:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Paris Hilton's boyfriend. Whatever it is, it is sexually transmitted.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-09-17 9:57:58 AM||   2004-09-17 9:57:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 "It's what, 600 miles, to the nearest ocean?"

>c'mon AC, you know better then to bring logic into this discourse about altruistic actors - it's all in the emotion bro.

This is just another case of some dumbshit actor making an ass out of himself in a public place....par for the course. As we used to say down at Parris Island - this guy just needs to get dealt with. (i.e. beaten the fuck up.)
Posted by Jarhead 2004-09-17 10:09:02 AM||   2004-09-17 10:09:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 He was the kid in the Terminator 2 movie, apparently...
Posted by MrO 2004-09-17 10:10:47 AM||   2004-09-17 10:10:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Paris Hilton's ex (and who hasn't been) and the kid in Terminator 2. So this makes him, what, an E List celeb? County fairs? Supermarket openings? Making movies in Kentucky for unknown first time directors? That kind of "star"?
I really have to update my Useless People files...
Posted by tu3031 2004-09-17 10:15:57 AM||   2004-09-17 10:15:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 The kid was "discovered" by a casting agent in some video arcade, as I recall, and then cast as the young John Connors in "Terminator 2". Nothing but pure dumb luck got him into show business. Lack of talent and pure stupidity will get him out of it.
Posted by Dar  2004-09-17 10:19:24 AM||   2004-09-17 10:19:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 He was the young John Conners in T2, and he was in Detroit Rock City. He's not a bad actor as long as he stays within his narrow range. They considered him for T3 but the insurance company wouldn't insure him because of his drug problem.

He was the up and coming new stud actor and he pissed the whole thing away because he had no brains.
Posted by RJ Schwarz 2004-09-17 11:24:59 AM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com]  2004-09-17 11:24:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Those of a certain age will recall fondly the legendary Saturday Night Live Larry the Lobster phone-in poll:

You want to save Larry the Lobster dial 1-900-720-1808. If you want to kill him dial 1-900-720-1809. Now unless you call in to save him, we're going to boil Larry's little butt right here on national television. Now you call in. The phone company is going to charge you fifty cents, but isn't it worth fifth cents to save Larry's life? Or look at it this way: Isn't it worth half a buck to see us boil Larry on TV?
Posted by Mike  2004-09-17 11:36:53 AM||   2004-09-17 11:36:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Paris Hilton's ex (and who hasn't been) ...

I haven't been, and can one of you do an introduction so as to correct this glaring oversight?
Posted by Steve White  2004-09-17 12:37:44 PM||   2004-09-17 12:37:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 


One who wasn't liberated. Mmmm Mmmm GOOD!

Posted by BigEd 2004-09-17 2:03:38 PM||   2004-09-17 2:03:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 If this idiot was serious he could put his money where his mouth is and A) bought the lobsters and B) had them air shipped to Maine and C) released them the ocean. What a dip sh*t.
Posted by CanaveralDan 2004-09-17 4:07:39 PM||   2004-09-17 4:07:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Mike,

I didn't see Larry The Lobster but didn't it end up where somebody made a claim that black people don't like lobster so Eddie Murphy cooked him and ate him just to prove them wrong?

And who could forget Homer Simpson's pet lobster, Pinchy?
Posted by JDB 2004-09-17 4:22:50 PM||   2004-09-17 4:22:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I just remembered that when Burt Blyleven was a pitcher for the Angels, he bought a live lobster on a road trip to Boston, and was leading it around on a leash. He named it "Sparky"
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-17 4:26:32 PM||   2004-09-17 4:26:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Furlong, a longtime animal-rights supporter who once refused to wear leather in a Calvin Klein ad, pulled the crustacean caper with friends at Meijer grocery store in Florence, Ky., according to a police report.

Why is it that a lot of "animal-rights supporters" are losers?
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-09-17 4:33:25 PM||   2004-09-17 4:33:25 PM|| Front Page Top

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