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2004-09-14 China-Japan-Koreas

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Posted by tu3031 2004-09-14 12:28:10 PM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 What rank amateurs!

You're supposed to blame it on the Zionists!

Sheesh!

Posted by Dreadnought 2004-09-14 1:21:16 PM|| 2004-09-14 1:21:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#2

There was no explosion. none. We will slaughter the evil Americans and punish them for their dastardly lies.

One could then joke about dancing on graves, but in NK that would be damaging the local food supply.

Posted by Brutus 2004-09-14 1:46:40 PM|| 2004-09-14 1:46:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 drat. totally missed that my "start baghdad bob ... end baghdad bob" got zorched. bummer.

Posted by Brutus 2004-09-14 1:47:21 PM|| 2004-09-14 1:47:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Move it along, Yankee dog....

Classic!

Posted by Shipman 2004-09-14 2:01:34 PM|| 2004-09-14 2:01:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Nope, no explosion at all.

They just happened to instantly be missing several hundred tons of rocket fuel and the missles and storage tanks that held it.

Posted by OldSpook 2004-09-14 2:59:31 PM|| 2004-09-14 2:59:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Actually, recent breaking news claims the explosion was from a Cher concert.

Posted by Dar 2004-09-14 3:13:31 PM|| 2004-09-14 3:13:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 It doesn't even make as mush minimal sense as most DPRK announcements. Who the hell BLOWS UP AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN AT ONE GO?

Posted by mojo 2004-09-14 3:22:17 PM|| 2004-09-14 3:22:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 There was no explosion! The deaths caused by the non-explosion are all the Yankee imperialist dogs fault!

Posted by rjschwarz 2004-09-14 3:22:33 PM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com] 2004-09-14 3:22:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 There are no mountains in our beloved country.Many of the bunkers of our world-leading golf courses have over-achieved out of devotion to our Beloved Glorious Master of Golf Great Leader.
Since there are no mountains in the Peoples Paradise,there cannot be a mountain leveled by an explosion.
There was no explosion.
There are no stockpiles of ammo hidden in caves under our glorious golf courses.
There was no mushroom cloud.
Our Glorious Leader has made a great advance in modern Socialist communications technology-smoke signaling.Perhaps you saw our demonstration of the brilliance of our Intellectually Superior Great Leader.
There was not an accident that caused a cache of Socialist Construction Equipment to explode.
Members of our Invincible Peoples Army often hold fireworks displays in honor of our beloved Great Leader.Unlike the effete cowardly running dogs of the decadent West,we hold fireworks displays in our subterranean wonderlands.
Our Most Exalted-Of-All-Time Great Leader has developed the awesome powers of his mind to the point he can alter the very landscape of our beloved land.Which Our Great Leader didn't do.But Our Great Leader could.

Posted by Stephen 2004-09-14 8:46:59 PM|| 2004-09-14 8:46:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 All your exploded mountains are belong to us.

Posted by Zenster 2004-09-14 11:52:39 PM|| 2004-09-14 11:52:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Damn, the article was almost literate.

These people desperately need to hire an American PR firm.

Posted by Mister Write 2004-09-14 11:56:08 PM|| 2004-09-14 11:56:08 PM|| Front Page Top

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