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2003-09-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Asteroid Impact in 2014 Ruled Out

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Posted by Steve 2003-09-04 9:48:43 AM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I guess I can unpack now...

Posted by Fred 2003-9-4 10:05:41 AM|| 2003-9-4 10:05:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I guess I can unpack now...

at least until Scary Death Asteroidâ¢ (ver 2.1) makes the news

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-4 10:17:26 AM|| 2003-9-4 10:17:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 What a bummer. I cashed out of Blue Cap stocks and had everything in liquid oxygen storage and Tang futures. Guess I'm good for breakfast drink though.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-9-4 12:35:46 PM|| 2003-9-4 12:35:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 SH - that's nothing. I had my ex-wife's head removed and frozen like Ted Williams..and she wasn't even dead yet. If I don't post here for a while, well....

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-4 1:05:48 PM|| 2003-9-4 1:05:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 "What a bummer. I cashed out of Blue Cap stocks and had everything in liquid oxygen storage and Tang futures. Guess I'm good for breakfast drink though."

OK, you got the breakfast drink angle covered, but what are you going to do with the tang?

Posted by Phil Fraering 2003-9-4 1:16:10 PM|| [http://thenostromo.com/pgf/weblog/] 2003-9-4 1:16:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I was going to cry alot this weekend in my mountain redoubt, but since the crisis is past, I guess that I will finish up these water and sewer studies that go to year 2023. Now that they are relevant and all again.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-4 2:01:10 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:01:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Will the guy who wanted to nuke Germany yesterday please stand up NOW?

Posted by True German Ally 2003-9-4 2:18:21 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:18:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey, I never said anything like that! Besides, if that happened, how would I keep supplied with German mustard for my bratwurst?

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-9-4 2:40:47 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-9-4 2:40:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "I say we start a HUGE party about Summer 2013 and just keep it going until the big day. About a month prior we all sober up and start an all-out war against anybody who has ever said anything bad about the U.S. (starting with Canada). About a week prior we should launch a premptive nuclear strike on France, Germany, Syria, and the PRC.

Ok CyberSarge, hand me your stripes NOW, you have been condemned to 10 years of cleaning French showers.

Oh wait....

Posted by True German Ally 2003-9-4 5:57:28 PM|| 2003-9-4 5:57:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 asteroid? whew! I thought they said hemmoroid.....

Posted by Frank Martin 2003-9-4 6:02:01 PM|| 2003-9-4 6:02:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Frank Martin---it is just one of the many 'roids we have to deal with in our lives: hem-, thy-, aster-, pola-, ster-, and-
LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-4 7:23:12 PM|| 2003-9-4 7:23:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Not to forget the Murky Troid, who "is by far Throsby Creek's longest and most famous resident. Murky remembers how he and his friends would play amongst the mangroves and then frolic with the sharks in Throsby Creek. But the creek became polluted they had nowhere to play. :(
Even murkier is of course troid.org where murky islamic sheiks come out to play...

Posted by True German Ally 2003-9-4 8:28:25 PM|| 2003-9-4 8:28:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 start an all-out war against anybody who has ever said anything bad about the U.S. (starting with Canada).

Thank God I have Rantburg to warn me about these things!

Posted by Rafael 2003-9-4 8:42:12 PM|| 2003-9-4 8:42:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh, hell. I gotta sober up now?

Posted by tu3031 2003-9-4 11:14:09 PM|| 2003-9-4 11:14:09 PM|| Front Page Top

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