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2018-08-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Grandmother shoots masturbating cyclist trying to break into her home, police say

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Posted by Skidmark 2018-08-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 There is a Pee Wee Herman flashback here somewhere.

Posted by Woodrow 2018-08-09 01:20|| 2018-08-09 01:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Hope she aimed low.

Posted by Ebbavirt Clunk4147 2018-08-09 04:33|| 2018-08-09 04:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Gives new meaning to "center mass"

Posted by Warthog 2018-08-09 09:23|| 2018-08-09 09:23|| Front Page Top

#4 I don’t even want to begin pondering the mechanics of the situation.

Posted by trailing wife 2018-08-09 10:37|| 2018-08-09 10:37|| Front Page Top

#5 "The man was out on bond for a separate exposure charge from about a week ago, Crowson said. Officers at the scene recognized the man from that arrest, when he was allegedly walking down a busy southeast Houston street in the buff."

Obviously he didn't get it the first time. Break his hands. That'll learn him

Posted by Frank G 2018-08-09 11:28|| 2018-08-09 11:28|| Front Page Top

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