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2003-08-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Yosemite Sam 2003-08-29 11:05:12 AM|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 As far as publicity stunts go this one is better than when Michael Jackson kissed Elvis's daughter on stage.

Posted by Yank 2003-8-29 11:18:15 AM|| 2003-8-29 11:18:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 That's not a normal kiss; I see some tongue in there...

Can I get me some of that?

Posted by Raj 2003-8-29 11:19:55 AM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2003-8-29 11:19:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Words not necessary!

I've got some necessary words: Aaaah! My eyes! My eyes!

Posted by Angie Schultz 2003-8-29 11:25:03 AM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2003-8-29 11:25:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Man, Brittney! Do you know where Madonna's mouth's been???

Posted by Frank G 2003-8-29 12:08:00 PM|| 2003-8-29 12:08:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey Frank, where do you think Brittney's mouth has been?

Yuck!

Posted by Douglas De Bono 2003-8-29 12:40:21 PM|| [http://www.douglasdebono.com] 2003-8-29 12:40:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Christina Aguilera refused to kiss the Material Girl on the lips after noticing the open soars about the oral area.

Posted by Kanker King 2003-8-29 12:41:08 PM|| 2003-8-29 12:41:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 What? She had a cold.

Posted by DeviantSaint 2003-8-29 1:22:23 PM|| [www.livejournal.com/~deviantsaint] 2003-8-29 1:22:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm not sure where Brittney's been but Madonna was with Dennis Rodman. As a comedian once said, I wouldn't shake hands with Dennis Rodman without a condom.

Posted by Yank 2003-8-29 3:36:36 PM|| 2003-8-29 3:36:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Both of these twits are 'products' with the intellectual and cultural significance of a can of Diet Pepsi. If we ignore their marketing stunts and avoid buying their 'product' they'll eventually go away and get real jobs.

Posted by Ned 2003-8-29 3:46:43 PM|| 2003-8-29 3:46:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Even if all 1.5 dozen of us ignore them, the rest of the population won't.

Brittney has been on Justin Timberlake. Christina and Madonna have been to many places to count, and my eyes are hurting from seeing three bimbos attempt an orgy while singing.

Posted by Charles 2003-8-29 4:42:00 PM|| 2003-8-29 4:42:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 It was a pretty tired stunt. They're both washed up.

Posted by g wiz 2003-8-29 5:29:42 PM|| 2003-8-29 5:29:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Did they kiss while singing or before/after?

Posted by Yank 2003-8-29 7:00:21 PM|| 2003-8-29 7:00:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 The Skank is dead! Long live the Skank!

Posted by tu3031 2003-8-29 9:35:03 PM|| 2003-8-29 9:35:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Saw it on the front page of the sun-times this morning. My first thought was "attempted mouth-to-mouth resuscitation of Madonna's flatlining career".

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

eL

Posted by eLarson 2003-8-29 10:30:23 PM|| 2003-8-29 10:30:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 A shame. Britney is a rather good-looking girl.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-8-30 12:31:48 AM|| 2003-8-30 12:31:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 ....Yeah, but now ya gotta believe Justin is standing there saying, "This would explain a LOT..."

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2003-8-30 12:32:02 AM|| 2003-8-30 12:32:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 3 is a sandwich.

Posted by raptor 2003-8-30 7:59:40 AM|| 2003-8-30 7:59:40 AM|| Front Page Top

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