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2006-08-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Nepalese women strip to appease rain gods

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-21 00:13|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I think this practice should spread to drought-stricken areas worldwide. I hear Vegas gets little rain.

I propose a grant-funded study... I'll move to Vegas, post-haste, tuit suite even, and run it. It's the kind of civic-minded guy I am.

Posted by flyover 2006-08-21 00:37|| 2006-08-21 00:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Have you ever seen Nepalese women? Yikes. One word: moustaches.

Posted by gromky 2006-08-21 01:30|| 2006-08-21 01:30|| Front Page Top

#3 gromky, that's why flyover wants to do it in Vegas. DUH! ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2006-08-21 01:47|| 2006-08-21 01:47|| Front Page Top

#4 There be wimmins in Vegas that would blow your mind. And stuff.

Posted by flyover 2006-08-21 03:16|| 2006-08-21 03:16|| Front Page Top

#5 BOOBS = RAIN > D *** it, no pics??? Now how are we gonna convert.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-08-21 03:19|| 2006-08-21 03:19|| Front Page Top

#6 #2. Gromky may be right about Nepalese wimyn.
As far as nekkid wimyn making it rain in Vegas, I can only wonder why they don't have nightly downpours between Fremont St. and Tropicana Ave..

Posted by GK 2006-08-21 05:58|| 2006-08-21 05:58|| Front Page Top

#7 Not all of 'em, Gromky. I went to a Gurkha wedding once, and the bride looked darned cute in that sari.

Posted by Mike 2006-08-21 07:11|| 2006-08-21 07:11|| Front Page Top

#8 "This is our last weapon, we used it"
Says a lot about their understanding of Gods and men, doesn't it ?

Posted by wxjames 2006-08-21 07:43|| 2006-08-21 07:43|| Front Page Top

#9 Heh heh - he said "ploughed their fields", Bevis.

Posted by Spot">Spot 2006-08-21 09:13|| 2006-08-21 09:13|| Front Page Top

#10 Have you ever seen Nepalese women? Yikes. One word: moustaches.

Which might be why young Napalese men join Maoist political clubs and shot up the country side for fun.

"Son, there's your future"

"Gee, Dad, I think I'll just hang out with the guys a little longer"

Posted by Unimble Elmomort5902 2006-08-21 09:17|| 2006-08-21 09:17|| Front Page Top

#11 Actually Minnesota has been suffering a drought. Do you think we can get those Swedish and Norwegian-American girls to strip down for the cause?

Al

Posted by frozen al">frozen al 2006-08-21 09:22|| 2006-08-21 09:22|| Front Page Top

#12 Sorry to pour, um, cold water on this, but .com already has the concession on Las Vegas.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-08-21 09:45|| 2006-08-21 09:45|| Front Page Top

#13 Huh. Seems the same thing's happening in Texas:

Tina Moody of Dripping Springs not only has cut back on her water use, but takes baths in an old clawfoot tub outside her home and uses the water for irrigation.

There's a pic.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2006-08-21 10:07|| 2006-08-21 10:07|| Front Page Top

#14 Says a lot about their understanding of Gods and men, doesn't it ?

Old, old, old pagan practice.

Posted by lotp 2006-08-21 10:08|| 2006-08-21 10:08|| Front Page Top

#15 I'm all for the stripping for rain theory.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2006-08-21 10:22|| 2006-08-21 10:22|| Front Page Top

#16 Dang. The Aquifer's down, no rain, 25 days already this summer with 100+ degree temps, San Antonio Water System says I can't water my lawn, etc, and now I come to find out all we needed was naked women.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-21 10:43|| 2006-08-21 10:43|| Front Page Top

#17 Everything is better with naked women. Except wedding anniversaries.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-08-21 10:44|| 2006-08-21 10:44|| Front Page Top

#18 Well, someone must have brought in a Herc-load of naked lassies, because it has been raining south of the Alaska Range here for over 12 days. The Alaska Railroad line was repaired yesterday after a washout. The Parks Highway that connects Anchorage to Fairbanks is closed at MP122 due to a washout at a bridge. The governor has declared the Mat-Su borough a disaster area. There is snow on the mountains above 5000 to 6000 ft elevation. It's all due to Global Warming and not signing on with Kyoto. And the 12th Imam is coming out of the well tomorrow because Hell is flooded.

Posted by Al Aska Paul, residant Imam">Al Aska Paul, residant Imam 2006-08-21 11:01|| 2006-08-21 11:01|| Front Page Top

#19 !!!!!! run fo'yer lives! nakid wimmins!!

Posted by RD 2006-08-21 11:16|| 2006-08-21 11:16|| Front Page Top

#20 (Mental picture of a sopping wet 12th imam heaving his lardbutt out of the well, with sodden thobe and curly slippers, turban moldy and hanging in rags, pink pickled toesies and fingertips, a nice case of ringworm raging all over)

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-08-21 11:33|| 2006-08-21 11:33|| Front Page Top

#21 By their looks I don't think 'appease' is the right verb. Perhaps 'threaten' is more approprate.....

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-08-21 11:35|| 2006-08-21 11:35|| Front Page Top

#22 "(Mental picture of a sopping wet 12th imam heaving his lardbutt out of the well, with sodden thobe and curly slippers, turban moldy and hanging in rags, pink pickled toesies and fingertips, a nice case of ringworm raging all over)
Posted by Seafarious"

No mental picture needed, Seafarious. Just go to your local Blockbuster and rent OSAMA. That old, bearded Muzzie instructor/pervert at the end of film will creep you out for the next decade, at least.

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