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2008-08-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2008-08-19 10:31|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 This is too convenient. I smell a coverup. Next they'll be claiming me there's no Yeti or Loch Ness Monster either. I bet the gray aliens are behind it;)

Posted by Spot">Spot 2008-08-19 11:23|| 2008-08-19 11:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Mercy! I mean, if you can't count on Bigfoot, what's left in this world to believe in?

Posted by Mike 2008-08-19 11:32|| 2008-08-19 11:32|| Front Page Top

#3 One of the guys is a sheriff's deputy isn't he?
He's got some splaining to do back home.
How exactly did they plan to pull this off again?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-08-19 11:35|| 2008-08-19 11:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Any fool willing to part with his money for a bigfoot body deserves to be conned.

Posted by john frum 2008-08-19 11:41|| 2008-08-19 11:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Mystery solved. It was Ed Asner.

Posted by ed 2008-08-19 11:47|| 2008-08-19 11:47|| Front Page Top

#6 It looks like Abdominal Snowman has pulled off another last-minute body-snatching-and-switching. He's good.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2008-08-19 11:52|| 2008-08-19 11:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Scandal! Bigfoot a Fake!

No.. No... No.. It can't be TRUE!

My girlfriend and I just quit our jobs so we could see Big FOOT before we die... *sniff*

We had even gassed up the Station Wagon and packed it full of Provisions for our visit.

You see my girlfriend [Gina] and I have spent a lifetime collecting genuine Big Foot artifacts and we are board certified experts with graduate degrees from Big Foot University.

Need Proof of our expertise? Go ahead ask any question/s about Big Foot.
~:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-19 12:52|| 2008-08-19 12:52|| Front Page Top

#8 How do bigfoots communicate ?
Do they hunt in packs or solo ?
Do they use any tools ?

Posted by lollypop 2008-08-19 14:14|| 2008-08-19 14:14|| Front Page Top

#9 Mystery solved. It was Ed Asner.

I just had to tape my kidneys back together, I was laughing so hard.

Posted by Seafarious 2008-08-19 14:17|| 2008-08-19 14:17|| Front Page Top

#10
lollypop: #8 How do bigfoots communicate ?
Do they hunt in packs or solo ?
Do they use any tools ?

Dear lollypop,

~:) Ima so glad you asked Us.

Those three area of expertise,

Bigfoot Communication,
Bigfoot Hunting,
Bigfoot Tools Use
are all Gina's fields of study and Doctoral Research.

I will be happy to submit them to her next week when she gets back from the Far East Yeti Conference.

thankyouverymuch

~:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-19 15:10|| 2008-08-19 15:10|| Front Page Top

#11 This must be the third or fourth hoax that Biscardi's been involved in over the years.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-08-19 15:15|| 2008-08-19 15:15|| Front Page Top

#12 One New Fact I can share with all here at Rantburg..

All Bigfoots carry crappy Geico Direct motorcycle insurance.

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-19 15:24|| 2008-08-19 15:24|| Front Page Top

#13 What's the plural? Bigfoots? Bigfeet? Bigfooti?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2008-08-19 17:41|| 2008-08-19 17:41|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh, and Red Dawg, I do have one question about Bigfoot.

When's he repaying me that eighty dollars I loaned him last year?

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-08-19 18:13|| 2008-08-19 18:13|| Front Page Top

#15 Right Away Abdominal Snowman.

That is, in Big Foot Years.

As to the ratio 'tween Human and Bigfoot years, you'll have to wait for Dear Gina to get back from the Yeti Conference...

see: Bigfoot ageing is another one of Gina's areas of expertise... not one of mine thank you very much.

~:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-19 18:22|| 2008-08-19 18:22|| Front Page Top

#16 I'm totally shocked.

Posted by lotp 2008-08-19 18:34|| 2008-08-19 18:34|| Front Page Top

#17
mojo, What's the plural? Bigfoots? Bigfeet? Bigfooti?

It was so confusing over the years mojo because everyone used their own woid to stand in for the plural, that we had to standardize a single woid not very long ago.

We finally picked the single woid "plural" to mean multiple bigfoots.

~:) /gawd that waz bad

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-19 18:34|| 2008-08-19 18:34|| Front Page Top

#18 Boy, Afghanistan + IRAN-CONTRA + Panama + DESERT SHIELD/STORM + DARPA,etc. now BIGFOOT > guess GUAM will have to be the one - again - to prove or disprove BIGFOOT HARRY's existence. Ditto for NESSIE + CHUPACABRA + ...........

And now you know, VIRGINIA, AGAIN, why Rambo's COLONEL TROUTMAN demands "GET ME THAT GUY/WHATS-HIS-NAME FROM GUAM"!? IFF ONLY PAULA "DELILAH/HOW ABOUT SOME INFORMATION PLEASE" ABDUL CAN LEARN TO STOP KICKING DADDY'S FAV COCONUT PLANTS!

JIMMY STEWART > D *** NG IT, WOMAN, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER YOUR DAUGHTERS!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-08-19 19:37|| 2008-08-19 19:37|| Front Page Top

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