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2005-08-17 Israel-Palestine
MEMRITV: Commander of Arafat's Presidential Guard: He May Have Been Poisoned by a Laser
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Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-08-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Sounds like this fellow has no knowledge of lasers, I think a focused Microwave could do it, but there would be plain signs of heating the tissues.

For that matter he would feel the burn, and probably yelp.

Laser beams to deliver poison? Dumb shit reporting.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-08-17 01:59||   2005-08-17 01:59|| Front Page Top

#2 ZIONIST DEATH RAY(Tm)!!!
Posted by anonymous5089 2005-08-17 04:23||   2005-08-17 04:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Actually these clowns believe in witchcraft and crap so no telling what they think. How about he died of old age? I mean freeking old age kills people every day. I hope I die from it too.
Posted by Sock Puppet 0’ Doom 2005-08-17 05:42||   2005-08-17 05:42|| Front Page Top

#4 If by poison Munir meant the HIV virus and by laser he meant Arafat's Presidential Guards' penii, then he was poisoned. Have you been tested lately Munir?
Posted by Zim Bob 2005-08-17 05:43||   2005-08-17 05:43|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm thinking these people were never taught that a pointy aluminum (or tin) foil hat would protect them from the death rays. Maybe I'll send the PA a roll of Extra Heavy Duty Reynolds wrap with instructions.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2005-08-17 06:03||   2005-08-17 06:03|| Front Page Top

#6 This is really funny.

And scary.

Ignorance, seemingly without limit.
Posted by Bobby 2005-08-17 07:59||   2005-08-17 07:59|| Front Page Top

#7 "Ignorance, seemingly without limit."

When you only need one book, this is what you get.
Posted by Ulereger Clavigum6227 2005-08-17 08:32||   2005-08-17 08:32|| Front Page Top

#8 How arab of him! And this is the phukwit that yasssir idiofat chose to protect him? What about those bon bons wifey sent idiofat from Paris for the eid before his death? Maybe she used bacon grease to cook that homemade flaffel she mailed only a week before he died. Maybe Munir and the hangers-on became increasingly tired of the sickly, senile old goat idiofat and sensed that he was considering taking away their ill-gotten gains out of spite and jealousy. Maybe he was just an old, hypocritical, incompetent, violent, totalitarian, leathery, senile, desert goat who died from an unsavory social disease.
Posted by MunkarKat 2005-08-17 08:40||   2005-08-17 08:40|| Front Page Top

#9 ...or by someone who kissed him with some substance (on his lips).

Yeah. They had the...ummmmmmmmmmmm...substance on their...ummmmmmmmmmm...lips. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by tu3031 2005-08-17 08:52||   2005-08-17 08:52|| Front Page Top

#10 and this guy is the "COMMANDER" of the "PRESIDENTIAL GUARD"

accomplished, successful, prominent.

just imagine what the ignorant, unwashed masses believe.
Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan  2005-08-17 09:13||   2005-08-17 09:13|| Front Page Top

#11 actually wasnt it the case that in the 18th century, women used arsenic as a skin lightener? They took it gradually, developing a tolerance, but if you kissed them, when they had it on their lips, you died?

(of course arsenic would show in a modern autopsy)
Posted by liberalhawk 2005-08-17 09:16||   2005-08-17 09:16|| Front Page Top

#12 ..Arafat May Have Been Poisoned by a Laser Beam,..

Ha....hahaa....haahahahahaa....HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-08-17 10:06||   2005-08-17 10:06|| Front Page Top

#13 Was the laser mounted on the head of a shark?
Posted by Raj 2005-08-17 11:10||   2005-08-17 11:10|| Front Page Top

#14 or by someone who kissed him with some substance (on his lips).

Did Arafat generally kiss strangers (on the lips)? Um, nevermind, please don't answer that!
Posted by Secret Master 2005-08-17 14:32||   2005-08-17 14:32|| Front Page Top

#15 Damn!

Jenkins! They're on to the photonic toxins ploy!
Prep the Hamas-bot! We're sending it out tonight.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2005-08-17 14:44||   2005-08-17 14:44|| Front Page Top

#16 We're having a lecture about anti-personnel beam weapons at Raytheon this afternoon.

Purely a coincidence. Really. I have no idea why our stock is up today.


Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2005-08-17 15:58|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2005-08-17 15:58|| Front Page Top

#17 He died of AIDS. Apparently the Laser went where the sun don't shine. Nice aiming, Avner
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-08-17 16:23||   2005-08-17 16:23|| Front Page Top

#18 I think he died of a LIV infection.
Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-08-17 16:32||   2005-08-17 16:32|| Front Page Top

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