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2003-08-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Carrier-Landing Dubya Action Figure on Sale Now!

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Posted by Dar 2003-08-11 1:48:38 PM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 goes on the shelf with my Actual-Size Tom Daschle doll

Posted by Frank G 2003-8-11 1:53:17 PM|| 2003-8-11 1:53:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Can't wait for the Boston Globe Op-Ed momo's to get a hold of this; seething & spittle for everyone!

Posted by Raj 2003-8-11 2:16:16 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2003-8-11 2:16:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Can't wait for the lawsuit claiming this to be a violation of the new campaign finance laws.

Posted by Steve 2003-8-11 2:49:02 PM|| 2003-8-11 2:49:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm hoping to find one under the Christmas tree next to my Red Rider Carbine-Action Range Rifle With The 200-Shot Magazine And The Compass In The Stock.

Posted by Mike 2003-8-11 5:05:43 PM|| 2003-8-11 5:05:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Mike, You'll shoot your eye out!

Posted by wills 2003-8-11 5:35:04 PM|| 2003-8-11 5:35:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Well, this solves the problem of what to get all of my Democratic friends for Christmas.

Posted by Matt 2003-8-11 5:41:21 PM|| 2003-8-11 5:41:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I thought that for legal reasons you couldn't actually identify a doll like this as the Prez.

For example, HeroBuilders just calls their doll America's President, without explicitly stating that it's GWB. Also comes in Tony Blair and Rudy Giuliani flavors, neither of which are called that. Business suits sold separately.

I see now that besides the reliable Saddam and Osama villain figures, they have Baghdad Bob (including a talking model!---but, dammit, the sound clips do not include roasting stomachs in hell).

Furthermore, while they don't actually classify them as villains, they do have Herr Schroeder and Comrade Putin dolls, along with Le Worm (he talks! he whines! he pontificates!). And there's a lovely diorama of Khalid Sheik Mohammed wearing the big-collared Shirt o' Shame.

But still, still, no Rummy doll. I am so steamed. I was going to have my mom make him some biker leathers.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2003-8-11 5:56:01 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2003-8-11 5:56:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Heh Matt. My thoughts too. This would have made an ideal present for so many people I know ;). But they won't deliver to the UK!

Posted by Anonymous 2003-8-11 6:19:53 PM|| 2003-8-11 6:19:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ That was me.

Posted by Bulldog 2003-8-11 6:21:11 PM|| 2003-8-11 6:21:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Bulldog, I have trouble imagining a Tony Blair action figure. Maybe George Galloway with a detachable head (pike not included.)

Posted by Matt 2003-8-11 7:11:41 PM|| 2003-8-11 7:11:41 PM|| Front Page Top

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