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2004-08-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man Trips Over Woman; Her Family Eats Him?

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Posted by 2% 2004-08-10 10:36:39 AM|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 When you eat your enemies, you gain their suberb dancing abilities.

Posted by BH 2004-08-10 10:55|| 2004-08-10 10:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Garraez said there was no tradition of cannibalism in the area.

There is now.

Posted by tu3031 2004-08-10 10:57|| 2004-08-10 10:57|| Front Page Top

#3 When you eat your enemies, you gain their suberb dancing abilities.

Given that he tripped over the daughter I think you mispelled clumsy.

Posted by CrazyFool">CrazyFool 2004-08-10 11:02|| 2004-08-10 11:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Some guys go to dances to pick up chics, for others its more of an eat-in / carry-out mentality.

Posted by 2% 2004-08-10 11:02|| 2004-08-10 11:02|| Front Page Top

#5 CrazyFool: Nah, he wasn't clumsy. Just reeling from hunger. That's the problem with eating filipinos - you're hungry again an hour later.

Posted by BH 2004-08-10 11:06|| 2004-08-10 11:06|| Front Page Top

#6 ...and I finished off his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti....

---Hannibal Lechter

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-10 12:47|| 2004-08-10 12:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Really weird. It seems they did NOT cook the tongue before eating it.

And what about this 'arm flesh' being eaten? Who knew arms were tasty?

Posted by Brett_the_Quarkian 2004-08-10 13:04|| 2004-08-10 13:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Without a tradition of cannibalism how does one know that arms are tasty? Did they read up on the subject beforehand? Or was it sort of a buffet sort of thing, try a bit of this, a bit of that.

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#9 The arms taste like chicken.....

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-10 17:22|| http://]">[http://] 2004-08-10 17:22|| Front Page Top

#10 Daad! When I called him a turkey, I didn't mean it literally.

Posted by ed 2004-08-10 17:27|| http://]">[http://] 2004-08-10 17:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Kill 'em an' Grill 'em boys.

Posted by 2% 2004-08-10 17:28|| http://]">[http://] 2004-08-10 17:28|| Front Page Top

#12 When confronted with the bum-grabbing incident, Ganoy made a huge mistake in telling the girl's family to, "bite me!"

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-10 19:06|| 2004-08-10 19:06|| Front Page Top

#13 BH - you made me spit my food out on that one.

Posted by jawa 2004-08-10 22:12|| 2004-08-10 22:12|| Front Page Top

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