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2009-08-06 Caribbean-Latin America

Oogo to buy more Russian ~~targets~~ tanks

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Posted by Steve White 2009-08-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 I thought the proper response was to disarm when faced by an aggressor - unarmed nations are no threat and nobody would want to invade them?

Posted by gromky 2009-08-06 11:37|| 2009-08-06 11:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Sound effects: Oogo's tanks, manned by party militia since regular troops have fled in terror of the consequences, prepare to invade Colombia over a border bridge:

Varrroooom! Varrroooroooomm!
Clank, clank, clank, clank
Ping! Splinter! Boom!
SPLASH!!
Glurg, glurg, glurg.........

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-08-06 18:14|| 2009-08-06 18:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Oogo?

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2009-08-06 19:26|| 2009-08-06 19:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Hugo Chavez, Emperor of all Chavenezuela

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-08-06 19:35|| 2009-08-06 19:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, pronounced with a proper Spanish accent.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-08-06 20:02|| 2009-08-06 20:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Half-proper, anyway. The g is wrong.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-08-06 20:03|| 2009-08-06 20:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Sound effects: Oogo's tanks, manned by party militia since regular troops have fled in terror of the consequences, prepare to invade Colombia over a border bridge:

Varrroooom! Varrroooroooomm!
Clank, clank, clank, clank
Ping! Splinter! Boom!
SPLASH!!
Glurg, glurg, glurg.........

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-08-06 21:09|| 2009-08-06 21:09|| Front Page Top

#8 No need to worry when the tank crews feel a slight tingle. That's the ground scanning radar pinpointing your coordinates.

Posted by ed 2009-08-06 23:26|| 2009-08-06 23:26|| Front Page Top

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