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2004-08-06 Britain
In the Prophet's Time, Such People Were Killed by His Companions!
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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-08-06 12:37:47 AM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Ok, I'm sold. Where do I sign?
Posted by Seafarious  2004-08-06 12:51:14 AM||   2004-08-06 12:51:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Um... Are they using the same PR firm as Skeery?

Amazing what they put out with utter aplomb and ignorance regards its consequences.

Lock 'n load.
Posted by .com 2004-08-06 1:07:03 AM||   2004-08-06 1:07:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Em - got a Burqa in mind? Something in robin's egg blue? or black?
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-06 1:07:36 AM||   2004-08-06 1:07:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, blue makes my ankles look fat. Black is much more slimming.
Posted by Seafarious  2004-08-06 1:11:48 AM||   2004-08-06 1:11:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 ROFLMAO!!! Oh shit!

*** C O F F E E -- A L E R T ***
Posted by .com 2004-08-06 1:12:57 AM||   2004-08-06 1:12:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 common sense dhimmitude!
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-06 1:15:54 AM||   2004-08-06 1:15:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 My conversion is nearly complete. From here mecca is east. If I pray to the east my burden will be what?
Posted by Lucky 2004-08-06 1:17:21 AM||   2004-08-06 1:17:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Sea - That reminded me of this little 'Net Nugget!
Posted by .com 2004-08-06 1:22:33 AM||   2004-08-06 1:22:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Dot, thats painful, makes me wish I'd never been born. All the times I tried to be right.
Posted by Lucky 2004-08-06 2:22:25 AM||   2004-08-06 2:22:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Lucky, lol! I empathize, bro, neither of us ever had a chance! We were doomed from the start. Doomed, I say. DOOMED!
Posted by .com 2004-08-06 3:05:47 AM||   2004-08-06 3:05:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 When Allaah (swt) speaks about ... murtaddeen (apostates – those who used to be Muslim then became kaafir

I like the way these lame brains always provide a glossary for their Islamo-babble.

Posted by Anonymous5072 2004-08-06 8:39:53 AM||   2004-08-06 8:39:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Which way to face Mecca when there is no Mecca? My Zen koan for today.
Posted by dennisw 2004-08-06 8:41:09 AM||   2004-08-06 8:41:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 there are several muslim groups in Britain who have opted out of the jihad; ismailis, ahmadyas and some sufi groups

obviously, this bugs the jihadist groups
Posted by mhw 2004-08-06 8:54:25 AM||   2004-08-06 8:54:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 dennisw---re #12. Before we get into the high energy conjecture Zen koan for today, let me pose another Koan:

If you are smack dab on the opposite side of the earth from Mecca, which way do you PTP (point to pray)? It would be assumed that you point to the most direct and shortest geodetic distance toward Mecca. In this case, it would be any direction. But of course I am looking at the problem from western kiffir mindset. I guess that I will have to float a fatwa and see who bites.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-06 9:09:47 AM||   2004-08-06 9:09:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 straightest path is through the earth, hence I was being only slightly facetious when I told the last one to stick his head where the sun don't shine.
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-06 9:46:09 AM||   2004-08-06 9:46:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 I'm starting to suspect that Islam is the work of a group of teenaged Star Trek fanboys who study Klingon.
Posted by BH 2004-08-06 9:54:22 AM||   2004-08-06 9:54:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 Unburdened by the constraints of spherical trigonometry and dealing with the geoid, and inspired by the burrowing Norks, Frank G solves the koan. Next question: How do you pray vertically down toward Mecca? Maybe we won't go there today......
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-06 9:55:46 AM||   2004-08-06 9:55:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 heh nice nugget .com
Posted by Dcreeper 2004-08-06 10:21:32 AM||   2004-08-06 10:21:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#19 The answer is simple you silly kaffirs! The believers at the point opposite Mekkah form circles instead of the traditional lines and all slam their head as hard as possible into the earth in effort to get closer to the beautiful black stony meteorite a mere 8,000 miles or so away.
Posted by Craig  2004-08-06 10:36:04 AM||   2004-08-06 10:36:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#20 In the time of the Prophet (saw) people like these were fought against and killed by the Sahaabah (companions of the Prophet).

Good times...good times...INFIDEL!!!
Posted by tu3031 2004-08-06 10:45:41 AM||   2004-08-06 10:45:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#21 Nah, BH; if it was Klingon-studiers, the women would be dressed in Xena-style leather armor and would as soon kill you as sleep with you. Now, Ferengi, on the other hand . . .
Posted by The Doctor 2004-08-06 10:54:05 AM||   2004-08-06 10:54:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#22 How do you pray vertically down toward Mecca?

I'm still working on the geodesics of the thing.
Posted by Rafael 2004-08-06 4:18:31 PM||   2004-08-06 4:18:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Step right up, Achmed. I got yer Tawheed hangin'...
Posted by mojo  2004-08-06 6:00:14 PM||   2004-08-06 6:00:14 PM|| Front Page Top

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